Hello, I'm James Moriarty, but some people call me Jim from IT.
Here is where you may ask me questions. Be aware I have snipers everywhere, so ask nicely.
My wife, Madamina, would like it to be noted that any questions about hugs, kisses or love not involving her will be punished by a knife to the throat and a shot fired from a sniper. I will probably laugh and use you as a piece in a game with Sherlock if this happens. It's been awhile since I've had a good game with him.
It's always the same thing though when I go out in public.
'How?'
'I didn't miss you.'
Anyways, I gave you this ask book. I am hoping you'll ask.
