My Big Beastie

III

"Okay, but my question is, why did they have to show us that?" Tae said as he drove, his hair tied up in a little ponytail with bits poking out everywhere and sunglasses. "They just look so weird and pink."

"Look Tae, I love you. So much. But I, let me repeat. Don't. Want. To. Talk. About. Whale. Penises!" I told him once again. He had brought them up after had seen a documentary with Yoongi. If they're so weird then why didn't you stop watching then, huh?!

"You are in my car, in my passenger seat, on the way to my house, so if I want to talk about how whale penises look like a tentacle or alien tongue you will sit there and listen to me," he kept glancing bake between me and the road. His face broke out into a big boxy smile.

I just rolled my eyes at him and turned up the radio. I was over this crude conversation.

***

Three hours and 4 stops later we are almost there. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't miss it here. It reminded me of home. After Tae and I graduated high school he decided he would take over his family farm and I went to the city to try and figure out what I wanted to do. That was a bust.

Tae makes a sharp turn and we're then pulling up his dirt driveway. It was a bit past noon and the sun was slowly lowering in the sky.

"Welcome back to cause de la Kim!" Taehyung yelled out as he parked his car.

In the dirt driveway, there were a few other vehicles, like trucks and an ATV. Most of them belonged to the farmhands.

This place is huge. It's been in their family for generations and just keeps getting bigger. They're one of the biggest out here. Tae works 6 days a week all day long and still needs a load of help since his mom and dad moved into the suburbs. I'm still surprised he found time to date.

"Glad to be back," I gave him a smile and got out of the car. He followed behind me turning off the car.

I went to open the trunk and it wouldn't budge. "My bad," Tae unlocked the trunk but then suddenly locked it again as I tried to open it.

"Really?" I gave him a blank look.

"Hmm?" He unlocked the truck then locked it again.

I looked at him, opening my eyes as wide as I could and flaring my nostrils. "Tae, I swear to God," I spit through my teeth.

"Do you now?" He raised a thick eyebrow at me.

I took a deep breath and slowly walked over to him. He just kept the same smug smirk on his face. Once I was standing right in front of him I gave him a tight smile before I through myself at him with all I had. We fell to the dirt telling as we tried to pin each other down.

"Give me the keys!"

"NEVER!" He yells right back at me.

We keep fighting until he tried to get on his feet. He did but I lashed onto his leg like a five-year-old, "No! Open the damn car!"

"Let go!"

"No!"

He kept trying to get me to let go but he just ended up dragging me around.

"How long are you gonna stay here looking like morons?" I look up and see Yoongi standing on the front porch.