A/N hello friends this story will have Weasley bashing Dumbledore bashing and new twist to the story like me I will be the main character James Universe the controller of the universe,so sit back and enjoy the story!!!!!!!!
The Boy Who Lived
My point of view"Everyone come the great hall at once!!"Dumbledore's voice boomed.
"Gee I wonder what's got his panties in a twist"I say.
"James"Harry says.
Time skip
"Hello children the fates has given us a gift" Dumbledore says.
"What your retirement" I say.
No we have been given a book about Mr.Potter's life " he said.
Nooooooooooooooooooo" Harry says.
"Oh suck it up Harry"I say
"James Godric Universe,I WILL KILL YOU" Harry said.
"You love me for it. I said. "Yes I do." He said defeated.
"I guess I will read then. Dumbledore said calmly.
"Chapter 1 :The Boy Who Lived
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much