three
hunna
tweny-wan
reads.
I
I
I
Idk what to say.
*a single silent tear falls*
god bless america.
*eagle cry in the distance*
*waving flag backdrop*
lmao america is in so much debt who cares whos fault it is we're still in debt s0 DONT TALK POLITICS TO ME K
anyways
I told you guys I'd tell u a quickie
as in
a quick story.
what else could that have meant...?
*all straight white boys are magnetically pulled over here all shouting ";) haha and then what??"*
But seriously ok so theres this guy in my class *lets just call him 0*
and he's fucking awesome ok idek hes friends with me tbh
cuz i suck
*straight boys draw closer*
but in spanish *WHICH SUCKS ILL TELL U THOSE BIZZARE STORIES AFTER*
he always has *not even kidding we counted* 7 packs of skittles and 6 mountain dews.
so everyone's always like
"YOOOOOOOOOOO! *his name* BROOOOOOOOOOOO HMUUUIUUU"
*mostly the guys say this*
and he just passes them around and yeah. But heres the thing k
I dont hound this kid or even ask for anything
but I sit
right.
There.
And this is the same with his BEST FRIEND
I get nothing
Like
Nothing
I'm like ;(((((( 0 y and so this one class I was teasing him and i was pouting and pretending to be mad at him *i was but barely at all
almost nonexistent* and it was so funny because this
REALLY
bothered him. Idk why. He was begging me like "NUUU WHAT DID I do" and it was hilarious and i got a pack of SKITTLES best day ever
spanish sucks
so thANKS "0" FOR mAKING IT SUCK LESS
MAYBE U CAN MAKE ME SUCK LESS
n0
waIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
omfg
what have i done
dirty dirty mind
*straight white boys piss themselves*
k update later if thats alright with u guys
YOU ARE READING
the real life burn book of a teenage girl
Humorbasically i decided to rant on wattpad instead of Microsoft word on my laptop. these are my opinions and thoughts and you dont have to love it or read it. •Also i hope you take no offense because even to the people i rant about, its pretty exaggerat...
