As normal, the Bubble Guppies show started the way it normally does. With the plain white background and the Bubble Guppies logo, the white being replaced with water as it's filled up. The fish come by and announce the title of the show. Then we see our pink haired host, Molly.
Molly: Hi! It's me, Molly! And it's time for-
Then there's a shriek heard from offsceen, and coming on screen is Gill, with white powder covering his entire nose. Molly chuckles.
Molly: Gill, what's that on your nose? Were you baking?
Molly chuckles again, the blue haired boy is staring at her with wide, bloodshot eyes, breathing heavily. Molly stops chuckling and looks on, concerned.
Molly: Uhhh, Gill?
Gill: I'M ON CRACK.
Molly: H- Huh?!
Gill: FUCKING COCAINE.
Molly: G- Gill! Th- this is a kid's show!
Gill: I'M BRINGING AWARENESS TO HOW GOOD COKE IS. BOYS AND GIRLS IF YOU SEE YOUR DEADBEAT FATHER, OR MOTHER SNORTING WHITE POWDER OUT OF A BAG, THAT SHIT'S GOOD. TRY IT! SNIFF IT TOO! HELL, EAT IT!
Molly: GILLY PLEASE!
Gill screams again and swims offscreen.
Molly: I- Kids, don't do cocaine, please. It's time for Bubble Guppies...
The regular intro plays, but it's more sped up since Gill's fuckin' dead and couldn't make it.
This is just a sample of horrible things to come. Like my other, My Hero fanfic.
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Absolutely Horrendous Bubble Guppies Fanfic
FanfictionI'm trying to avoid sleep so I made this.
