Operation Prinxiety (With a Side of Logicality)

Chapter Five

Patton's POV

I grabbed Logan's hand quickly and sank out before he could protest. I wanted everyone in on it. Our first stop, Thomas.

Thomas sat on the couch watching Steven Universe on his phone. He glanced up and paused his show when he saw us. 

"Mmm. What's up Patton? Logan?" Logan just shrugged and pointed to me. I was bouncing on the balls of my feet with excitement.

"YOU HAVE TO HELP US WITH OPERATION PRINXIETY, THOMAS!" I shouted and Thomas jumped. 

"Oh? And what is Operation Prinxiety?" Thomas questioned, amused. 

"We need to get Roman and Virgie together!" I explained. He laughed again.

"Alright, I'm in." 

Y E S.

"ALRIGHT, WE'LL BE BACK THEN!" and with that, I grabbed Logan's hand again and sank out into the subconscious.

"You have got to stop that!" Logan mumbled. I ignored his comment and dragged him along to Remy's room. 

"Remy!" I shout cheerily, knocking at his door. 

"Wuzzup, gurl?" Remy asked after opening the door. He held a starbucks coffee in his hand, like usual.

"Can you help me and Logan get Virgil and Roman together?!" I ask.

"'Bout time. I was getting irritated with Roman's constant flirting." I looked at him confused.

"Flirting?"

"He is always either calling him Emo Nightmare, Dark Prince or Chemically imbalanced Romance. He also insults him quite often. If anything, that's what I'd call flirting in disguise." I nodded, understandingly.

"OOOOH, SO WILL YOU?" Remy laughed and nodded. I grabbed Remy's and Logan's hand and Remy yelped as we sank out. I dropped him off in the living room and turned to Logan. 

"Do you wanna stay here while I get the other 2?" 

"Other 2? Who else could you possibly get?" 

"You'll see." And so Logan nodded and I sank out into the dark sides.

I went up to Deceit's door and knocked. I'd be nervous on any other occasion but this was just a must. 

Deceit opened the door and his eyes widened in shock at the sight of me. I waved happily to him.

"HI DECEIT!" He groaned.

"What did I do wrong this time?" I shook my head.

"Nothing! I just wanna know if you want to help me help Virgil and Roman get together!" Deceit raised a questioning eyebrow and smiled.

"That would so not be fun. How we doing this?" 

"Can you just sink out into Thomas' living room? Everyone else is there." 

He hesitated but nodded and like that he was gone. Last one.

I ran down the hall, passing rooms with people like Greed and Anger. I ended up at Remus' door and knocked. He opened the door and smiled mischievously. I shuddered.

"Hello Remus! Can you help us get Roman and Virgil together? They are being oblivious knuckleheads and we need some help to preform Operation Prinxiety! We were going to plan in Thomas' living room." Remus nodded in acknowledgement. 

"Will there be deodorant?"

"What?"

"Will there be deodorant?" he asked again.

"Uh, you can bring some, I guess?" He smiled. 

"Mmmm, alright, I'll come." He went inside and grabbed a box and sank out. With that, I sank out into Thomas' living room with the others. 

"Patton, could you please explain to me why Remus and Deceit are here?" Thomas asked nervously, staring at Deceit who was trying to take Remy's starbucks and Remus who was already eating his deodorant.

"THEY ARE GONNA HELP WITH OPERATION PRINXIETY!" I explained happily.