"Okay okay okay!" Gerard quickly said as he passed the room. Everyone was sat on the couch watching him, awaiting whatever he was going to say. "So Lindsay is going to be here soon. Vamps, and Cherry, just hide in that closet over there, for now. Snow, yeah, you too."
"Ta ta!" Dan said as he headed towards the door. Vamp's threw himself onto the ground and grabbed onto his ankle.
"No! Don't leave me with these idiots!"
"Okay okay, akay." Dan replied. "Where do I hide?" Vamps stood up and cheered 'yay'.
Gerard explained to them that they all needed to hid in the closet.
"Alright, now, I'm going to go take a shower and you morons are going to hide now." They all gave a nod and shoved each other into the closet. One it was shut, it was a tight fit, like, almost as tight as Cherry's jeans. O.O
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Lindsey's car pulled up, and Gerard was still in the shower. She got out and went inside. Bandit answered the door, and jumped into her arms.
"Hi mommy! I missed you!" She said.
"Hey Bee, I missed you too! Where's daddy?"
Bandit shrugged her shoulder and went off to play with her crayons. Lindsey wandered around, looking for Gerard. Then, Snow rounded the corner and saw her. His eye widened.
"Hey, Gerard!" She said with a smile, opening her arms.
"Hiiiiii, Hon-honey." Snow nervously said, excepting her hug.
"You dyed your hair white again!"
"Ha ha, I did." He said, still nervous.
"I'm just going to put my jacket away." She took her coat off and was about to open the closet that the guys were hiding in.
"Uh, no! It's okay, sweetie, I got it." He took her coat and smiled. "Why don't you go have some coffee, you must be tired. There's already some made up."
"Thanks, honey." She said, kissing his cheek. Snow's face turned bright red.
He threw the coat in the other room and met Lindsey in the kitchen.
"Soooooo, how was the uh, how was the trip back?"
"It was okay, I'm just tired." She drank some of her coffee as she said this.
"Well, why don't you go take a nap? Yeah, that's a good idea."
"Mm, I've been sitting down awhile, I think I'll wait a bit."
*Shuffle shuffle pound crash crAsh CRASH*
"What was that?" She asked, going over to the closet where it was coming from.
"It's nothing!" Snow insisted, standing between her and the door.
"I just wanna see if something fell."
Snow grabbed her by the waist and dipped her, he hesitantly leaned forward to kiss her. Meanwhile, Gerard stood at the end of the hallway, his hair was wet and he was in a pair of shorts and a normal white tee, and a towel around his neck.
"You bastard!" He yelled, running to Snow and tackling him.
"Ow ow ow!" Snow said. "What I was trying to keep her out of the closet!"
"She's my wife you asshole!" Then Vamps and Cherry fell out of the closet. Lindsey's eyes widened even more. Dan was left standing in there, he gave a small two fingered wave, awkwardly.
Lindsey fainted.
They carried her to the couch and she woke up about five minutes later.
*After the explanation*
"Oh, well, that's, that's interesting." She said.
They all nodded.
"Wanna play a video game?" Dan asked Vamps.
"Hell yeah." He replied, they turned on the Xbox and got their controllers and headsets.
"Come on Bandit, let's go play fashion show." Cherry said, fabulously flipping his boa over his shoulder as he dramatically turned on his heels, Bandit followed close behind.
"Die you son of a bitch motherf****!" Dan yelled.
"Lyndsey's eyes widened and she looked at Gerard, who gave a nervous smile.
"Dammit dammit dammit dammit!" Vamps yelled. "Mother of holy mother of shit biscuits. Wow WOW!" Gerard and Lindsey got up and went into the kitchen to eat something.
Dan laughed, evilly. Vamps looked at him for a second, and then pushed him over.
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The Four Seasons Of Gerard Way (A Gerard Way Crackfic)
FanfictionMikey is so sick of how annoying his big brother, Gerard has been acting. He decides to give Gerard a taste of his own medicine by casting a spell on him, and splitting his personality up. But each one had a different hair color, Black White Red...
