Shaquille Fraser x Orange

Orange you glad I'm in your lunchbox?

Fraser shut his office door and sat at his desk to eat his lunch in private.

He opened his lunchbox and threw away the contents, except from one item:

The orange.

He had been looking forward to this since he bought it, and even more all day. The orange was a perfect sphere, bright orange and juicy. He pulled out his orange peeler from his desk draw and was about to dig into it when it shouted!

"No!"

Fraser looked down at his lunch in shock.

"Hello?"

The orange didn't say anything, so he pointed his peeler back at it.

"Don't peel me or I will peel you!"

"You can't peel me! I have no skin!"

"Then what is this!" The orange bit fraser's arm.

Fraser yelped and chucked the orange across the room.

It packed its bags and went to live with its mum. It took the kids.

Fraser became an alcoholic, but he never drank citrus flavoured spirits and wines.