Ever stopped in the guys section
and suddenly a shirt comes to your attention?
So you go ahead and try it on...
you shout without realising "oh come on!"
It fits around the shoulders,
and you fight your urge to turn it to smoulders.
It's baggy around the waist and tight at the hip.
A scream of outrage bursts from your lip,
you wonder why you even picked it up at all.
Then your eyes fix on the design of the baseball.
You cast your mind for the reason behind this,
the shirt was so briliant how had you gone amiss?
But sadly guys shirts are made differenly
and girls shirts are made shitty.
You take it away...
to the cashier to pay.
