Tilly & Troye

Sp- Sp- Sp-

"Ahhhhhhh," Tyler screamed as he ran into my room and slammed the door. He panted against my door as his figure shook with fright.

"What's wrong! Tilly speak to me!"

"There's a sp- sp- sp-"

"Sp what. Spoon, sponge, spank. SPORK, ITS A SPORK. THOSE BASTARDS FREAK ME OUT TOO! LIKE WHO THE FUCK ALLOWS SOMETHING ROUND TO BE SHARP! IT JUST DEFIES NATURES LAWS!"

Tyler started laughing so hard that tears started to well up in his eyes. He fell to the ground in a fetal position and clutched his stomach....tummy. "So I'm guessing it wasn't a spork.." I said as I scratched the back of my head, a smile playing on my face.

Tyler looked up and smiled. His glasses were crooked from being on the floor and laughing. I chuckled and bent down to straighten them. "Tyler, your glasses are as straight as you." He playfully slapped my arm as I fixed them for him.

"Shut up, at least my glasses arn't afraid of sporks." I stuck my tounge out at him.

"So, what is Mr. Screams-And-Slams-Troyes-Door afraid of?"

"Don't even mention that beast! I was just laying on your couch watching my Queen and it crawled onto the t.v!"

My eyes widened, "A FREAKING SPIDER. OH HELL TO THE NO! YOU'RE ON YO OWN SON!" I then jumped up and hurdled under my bed. Tyler squealed, "tROYEE! SCOOCH YO BOOTY OVER!" With that he also crawled under the bad, pushing me a huge fraction out from under my bed. No sir! Troye Sivan shall not stand for such tyranny. I know just how to get him back too.😈

I could feel Tyler's redness from laughing and his wide grin. I could picture his face all squished and distorted from half of it laying on the ground. This almost made me ruin what I was about to do and laugh! No! Stay strong Troye don't laugh...yet.

The time for action is now! Lol idk where I've heard that from but IDC. I wiggled my ass over to Tilly till it was in front of his face.

"Troye you kinky bastard you." He laughed and I pictured his distorted face again. Omg not again I'm fr gona die of laughter. No! Hold it in Troye don't pull out ;) yet. (That's what she said) "Haha, Troyee with them apple bottom jeans boots with the f-" I couldn't hold in the laughter any longer. I blew (TWSS😂.) But really I laughed and did what I had already planned to do. (Most likely the manliest thing I will ever do.)

I farted in his face.

I heard Tilly scream and I started laughing even harder. Like I snorted man. "OH MY BEYONCÉ! tROYEEE SIVANN! MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!"

"YOU'RE MOUTH IS ALWAYS OPEN YOU WHORE!" 😂😂

Tilly smacked my ass and said "HEY!"

We cri real tears bruh. My bestfriend completes me and I complete him. ❤️

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