More Blonde Ones

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

-Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air? She missed.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

-Two blondes walk into a tanning salon. The receptionist asks, "Are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, "No, we aren't even Catholic."

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?

A: It was going too fast for her to get on.

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised?

A: Her husband is a blonde too.

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