"What do you get when you cross yourselves and revising?" He asked enthusiastically, earning nothing but silence in return, "an A* in your GSCE's!!!!" A wide smile appeared on his face as everyone else just grunted. Everyone but me.
"K den. You can leave I suppose." He sighed while opening his class door. The whole class busted their way out of the door as quickly as they could, but I lingered behind,
"Mr Physics?" I asked him
"Ya?"
"I thought your joke was great."
His face instantly lit up, " you really did?"
"Oh deffo."
"That's super, Rebecca." He looked down at his desk, " would you like to join me on an ultimate super duper totally physics related skydive?"
"Wat?"
"It's... um... for charity? None of the other teachers will come with me." He sighed. My heart filled with pity, "ofc I will join you mr physics"
"Pls call me Ricky"
"K Ricky"
"Lol"
"Lol"
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The plane was at an altitude of like a gazillion feet in the air. I felt a lump in my throat, was uncomfortable. Could not bare it. (Lol but I did.)
Mr physics explained the rules of skydiving to me, but I was still extra scared.
"I'm really scared, Rickles. Are u sure about this?"
"Ya totes. Trust me, I'm a doctor."
"I thought u were a physics teacher."
"Oh yeah lol"
Before I knew it I felt a muscular hand touch my back. It felt v comforting at first, until I realised he was pushing me out of the plane.
"WHHYYYYYYYYY?" I screamed back at the plane,
"BAAAAAAANTEEEEEEEER" he screamed back. I should have known. Of course a banter hunter like Ricky Physics would have pulled such a rascally stunt as this.
I was v v angry. As I fell, I forgot to open my parachute oops. I saw this figure in the distant sky coming closer towards me. 'twas mr physics! And what was that I could see? OH NO IT'S AN ERECT WIENER!! I tried to get out of the way but the forces of gravity and air resistance were against me. I used my last moment before the doom came upon me to shriek to him,
"UUUUR REEEEEALLLY MEEEEEEEAAAAAN!"
He cackled naughtily, " IIIIIII KNOOOOOOW LOOOOOOOOOL."
At that moment I woke up. Omg was that a dream. I am super thankful for my life now. Was v liberating dat dream was. God bless u mr physics for teaching me what life rlly means <3 <3 :* :*
"Ty god! It was only a dream" I uttered quietly. I felt a warm, mysterious breath on my ear. I heard a familiar voice say to me in an eerie whisper:
"Lol it wasn't rlly a dream."
CURSE U MR PHYSICS!!!
I woke up yet again. I was lying on the ground. I could see the plane high above. I'm v sure I'm dead. Oh no.
The end.
