this weekend i bought so many syrup bottles.they filled my house, my car, my dick, (if i had one but i dont) everything. there is no room. my goal in life is to slither across the world in nothing but syrup. to have so much syrup that i can make a path around the world in syrup so that i can wiggle my way around the world like a gleeful slug. to have so much syup that i cadrown my enemies in it and feast apound their corpses with the sweet tang of syrup to wash down their flesh. i am the alpha! i will be the leader, there will be no one left. i am the leader of the syrups.
so my friend hannah wrote this in fouth period when the sub. said to write about our weeked.......
love y'all
~larry lover
