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Chapter I

Karen POV:

Ugh.....why am I not loved...like...no boys...........or girls...like me.... like I'm so pretty and like....I got a new phone...and like phones make me popular...

Author: I- oh no she sounds scary already and it's only the beginning of the story..!?!

Characters introduction of this chapter:
Nova and unaisah: the main people of this whole story just laughing about the life they don't have .......and silently judging people.......don't worry we won't disrupt the "plot" of the story ....so like...we just gonna ...you know.....YEeT outta here cuz why not....

Karen: The main lead of this shitty oneshots....no lie this kinda a tru story. She a bish who wants attention and has a fake ass white boyfriend who doesn't exist and his name is ace and he's probably one of the guys on the cover or oli the jimin wannabe.....anyways she's a fake ass bish with a horrifying and disgusting personality that will cause u to try to photoshop her personality.

Nova: let's stop I think we should stop even tho we got a whole list of negative things to say....

Unaisah: yeh les stop les not be TOOOO mean...

Ace: nonexistent guy that we don't know whether he's real or not ...but.....let's imagine he's either oli the jimin wannabe or one of those guys on the cover ur choice!...

Unaisah: oh no....do u smell that!?

Nova: they are coming:

*huffs and puffs*

Nova and unaisah: bEgOnE tHot gO aWaY
Im a man of Asians ahhhhhhhh

17 other guys and girls: well......they are nonexistent....

Nova: on to the story!

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Ugh I like ..hate middle school I'm mature enough to go to high school like I'm smart..

Nova: LiEs

Ugh whatever my mom is gonna have a thanksgiving party and we r gonna eat rich people food..!

Nova: is this woman gonna say ugh everytime she speaks ...

Ugh-

Nova: bro what-

Ugh like all my friends gonna come!

Unaisah: u have none!

I entered school and saw my crush..!

Nova: which one

"Alex! Heyyyyy !"
Alex: " um....hi....bye"
"No alex I gotta talk to u!"
Alex: ".....fine what do u want"
"Ur Asian right?"
Alex : "LeT mE sHoW yOu wHaT yOuR mIsSiNg...a pAiR oF eYeS!"
"Yeh ur eyes are Chinese eyes"

Nova: *sighs* only TikTok fam will understand
Unaisah : ikr

Alex: "....bitch I'm freaking Japanese"
"Oh sorry u look like that guy named jimin ...he's from bts and he's the youngest he's born on September 1, 1994 and he's from japan like u!"
Random BTS fan (a.k.a army): eXcUsE mE gEt yOuR fAcTs sTrAiGhT!"
Alex: " yeh I'm outta here"
"No wait DATE ME!"

Suddenly everyone gasped and looked at me disgusted...

Alex: "...um.....I don't even know u..."

"I'm Asian too! Date me!"

Alex: " I- your like Indian Asian"

"So....I'm still from Asia!"

Alex: " ok so? I don't care where u r from"

" date me I like Asians since last week!"

Alex: "...another reason why I'm not gonna date u...."

"Plz! I love Asians! I mean you! I love Koreans and ur Korean!"

Alex: "....for the second time! IM FREAKING JAPANESE!!"

"....yeh I like Japan's people like u! I even went to Japanese and had a boyfriend when I was five years old in Hong Kong!"

Alex: "I don't care about ur relationship status and Hong king is in China ...not japan...and u japan is the country and the language and people are called Japanese....."

"I knew that! I was just testing you! And u passed ! So u get to date me! I'm rich I have an iPhone 3g"

Unaisah : didn't the iPhone 2 come out like a longggg time ago...

Nova: not that longggg who but since 2008....when Karen (the girl who's wanting this Alex dude to be her boyfriend) was born oof....

Alex: "what type of test is- and bish u can buy that phone for $40 あなたは 愚かな 雌❗️"

Nova: btw that means "you dumb bitch" in Japanese...correct me if I'm wrong cause I only know basic Japanese....

Unaisah: I-
"Stop speaking thailand language I can't understand!"
Alex: "....I'm done bye...and no I'm not dating you..."

"But why I got all you need! I'm nerd like asians!!! I have glasses and I'm smart!"

Alex: "not all asians are nerds and getting below an F grade is not smart"

"But F is on the top of the alphabet so like I got high grade!"

But as I was begging my future husband ran away looking scared...

...oh well! I got more crushes who I bet likes me!

~time skip~

Lalalalala I got nice singing voice Lalalala
I was singing and saw my other crush Mohamed and pretended to fall infront of him so he can catch me it always works in Asian love shows!

As I was in front of him I jumped and fell but no one catched me and my fat ass ended up landing on the cold bare floor ..

" Mohamed u bitch! Why didn't u catch me! This is why I hate u!"

Mohamed : " u tell me u hate me everyday and now ur saying u hate me because I didn't catch u TODAY...bruh.....the logic"

Nova: there is none when it comes to her...

Unaisah: boom! Roasted!

"Hmph! So ur saying u don't want me to hate u!"

Mohamed : "actually I'm trying to say get away from me— "

"Oh so u like me! Date me! Now! We R both bangali! The only sad part is that ur not Chinese !"

Mohamed: " I don't wanna date u not do I like u and what da fuq ik ur Bangali ur brown"

"Right I forgot I'm brown..that's why Chinese reject me.. wait I'm coming"

I ran off to my locker

Mohamed pov:
I started walking away clearly uninterested
Ryan: "bro why u leaving the brown Thot asked u to wait for her"
"And u think I'll do that? Oh hell nah ! If I see a second more of her face I'll barf all my intestines out and I'll probably pray for her to get plastic surgery...wait that won't help either..."

Nova: I- damn

Ryan : " damn my dude ...aight let's go!"
Back to Karen's POV:
"Hey Mohamed I'm back!!"
Wait what....where is he? I started walking around until I saw him in the math class...oh he's in class...look at him studying and writing notes like a Bangali try hard he is! It's so cute! Oh his teacher is there!

...whatever! I don't care !

I barged into the classroom
"MOHAMED IM BACK!"

everyone looked at me and ran out of the classroom screaming and this one Asian girl said..
" your scary what Daduq are u high on weed!?!"

Oh my god a Asian gurl acknowledged me she's my bff!!!!
Anyways I looked around for Mohamed just to see him looking like he's gonna vomit...wow do I look that yummy that he has to empty his stomach while looking at me so he can fit me in there?

Nova: yeh....that's gross...like really gross...

Mohamed: Karen's...why dafuq do u have...

Nova:I like cliffhangers so....yeet !