A Sluts Heart

The Radio Demon

Angel Dust POV
After getting picked up by Charlie and Vaggie from the fight for the turf with Cherri I was sitting there fucking with the window switch I saw Vaggie glaring at me "what?" I asked "what? What were you doing!?" She says ripping some of her hair out "I own my girl buddy a solid isn't that redeeming quality
Helping friends with stuff" "not with turf wars that resolve in territorial genocide" she yelled "eh you win some you lose a few hundred" I said and laughed as I lifted my leg and lay putting my arms at the back of my head "it wasn't that bad anyway" I started to fuck with the window switch again but suddenly a blade gotten throne to it by Vaggie "aw cmon I had to my credibility was on the line I mean what kind of reputation would I have if people thought I was trying to go clean it just ruins my entire persona" I say raising my chest "your credibility what about the hotels your little slight made us look like a fucking joke" she cursed "no no no babe jokes are funny I made look uh...sad and pathetic like an orphan with no arms or legs oh with progeria yeah right now I'm bummed thinking about. "does this thing have any liquor?" I questioned and searched the limo "can you please just try to take this seriously" She asked me "fine I'll try just don't take your taco in a twist baby" I said snapping my fingers and continued on with searching for liquor "was that you trying to be sexist or racist?" She asked "what ever pisses you off more is there seriously no liquor in here" I say annoyed Vaggie sat back down "I'm gonna kill him" she say "to late toots wait would that make me double dead" I said and chuckled "where exactly do I go to double hell" I said and continued laughing "sorry your stuck with me bitch. get use to it" Vaggie was boiling with anger I continued "buddy listen who cares if some jag off got hurt most of them are ugly freaks look around I got a bunch of Harlequin babies now" I said and started laughing "your one to talk" Vaggie said "hey!" I said offended "this body is flawless everyone wants some of me and I got the creepy fan letters to prove it" I say as I took one of em out of my chest Vaggie growled "that was really uncool you know Angel" Charlie day "uncool after that train wreck there is no way anyone gonna wanna stay at the hotel all thanks to you!" She says pointing at me "and your selfish bullshit" she yelled "does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" She gave me this "yeah obviously" look "ah well shucks" I said and snapped my fingers "hey come on we don't know if things are over yet try to relax Vaggie it'll be ok" Charlie said comforting Vaggie she smiled at Charlie when we stopped at the hotel we got outta the car and walked into the hotel I gone to the fridge and opened it just to only see a box of melting popsicles I took one and started eating it I saw Charlie sit on the boxes "it's probably to get some actual food in this place you know to feed all the wayward souls you got in here" I joked and laughed I stopped and realized that I am hurting her I was gonna go comfort her but relized that I was going to make it worse and walked away

Charlie's POV
I walked out and called my mom it dialed and went straight to voicemail "hey mom Um I know I keep calling and you must be busy really busy and uh the interview don't go well I don't know if I'm going to make a difference I don't know what I'm doing I could really use some advise mom I-I think dad was right about me anyway I'll stop talking before this gets long love you bye" I said and hanged up I leaned my back on the door and all of a sudden I heard a knock on the door I turned and stared at it I then answered it it was the Radio Demon I was shocked "hell-" and shut the door and wasn't sure if that was actually him or not and opened it again "o-" I shut it again "hey Vaggie" I called "what" she said in response "the radio demo is at the door" I told her "what!" "Uh who" angel said " what should I do?" I asked her "I well don't let him in" she told me I opened the door once more "may I speak now?" He asked I crossed my "you may" I told him "Alastor pleasure to be meeting though sweet heart quite a pleasure recuse my sudden visit but I saw fiasco in a picture show and I just couldn't resist what a performance why I haven't been invited attain to stock market crash of 1929" he laughed and continued "so many orphans"

Vaggie POV

Grabbed my spear and pointed it to Alastor's neck "stop right there Carbon hijo de perra I know your game and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone one here you pompous cheesy joke shitlord" I say to him "dear if I wanted to hurt anyone here..." his eyes turned into radio dials "I would've done so" he said with a scary tone tilting his head that just scared me "now I'm here cause I wanted to help" he said Charlie looked over my shoulder "say what now" she said confused "oh haha hello is this thing on testing testing" he says tapping his mic like staff "well I heard you loud and clear" the staff said "um you want to help with?" Charlie questioned "this ridiculous thing your trying to do this hotel I want to help you run it" Alastor told Charlie "and why" she questioned "haha why does anyone do anything Pure absolute boredom lacked inspiration for decades my work became Montaigne fucking focus i come to crave a new form of entertainment" Alastor says and laughed "does getting into a fist fight with a reporter count as entertainment?" Charlie asked Alastor laughed "it's the purest sky my dear"

Angel Dust POV
After a few minutes of watching them talk Vaggie sat next to me "so what the deal with smiles over there" I say pointing to the deer demon "really you don't know who he is you been here longer then me" I shrugged "the most powerful demon all of hell?" She said "eh not big on politics" I say as I lay my back on the couch with my hand at the back of my head she sigh and started to explain after a Vaggie explained I laughed "that guy he looked likes a strawberry pimp" I say Vaggie rolled her eyes and looked at Alastor and Charlie I walked to my room and as I walked in Fat Nuggets came jumping on my knees "hey fat nuggets" I picked him up and sat on my bed letting him nuzzle my cheek I kissed his head and set him down on my bed and lay down flowing my head with my thoughts