Monkey Brains

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In biology we where studing monkeys and i thought why not ask if someone actually eats them; while lots of people in omegle just skip me this brave man or woman said something to me...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:  Hi!

Stranger: hey

You: do u eat monkeys?

Stranger: MONKEY BRAINS!!!!!!!

You: how do they taste?

Stanger: awsome, first u get this flavour of blood bit then it gets all slimy..... yummy

You: where do u buy them, i whant one!!!

Stranger: u just ask for Nick on walmart and say 'flosconer' and he will tell u the     direction of Federico, when you go to Fed tell him 'glonter'  and he will send u to africa,free, than just go into the jungle and pick the minkey u like the best!!!

You: which is better the females or males brain?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Hahahahahaha guess they couldn't stand me!!!!

comment or vote!!!!! plz,plz, preety plz with a cherry on top.....

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 18, 2012 ⏰

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