Sun & Neptune have their own segment as junior detectives wearing fake mustache. Sun is walking in the streets looking suspicious & greeted jaune who is drinking something. Don't know if its soda or fruit juice. Jaune is surprise that sun, the coolest guy, is talking to him. While he replies, Neptune sneaks up to him behind a trash bin.
Weiss: what are they doing?
Jing: something very immature.
Then Neptune knocks his drink to the ground. As jaune looks around who did it, sun put on his mustache & yelled "LITTERING!"
Blake: I know littering is a crime but it's not taken very seriously. Just morally.
Ruby: yeah, their acting like jerks.
Jaune denied he didn't drop it on purpose. Then Neptune came out from behind the trash bin giving his two cents of jaune being a litterer. He had to fix his loosen mustache.
Yang: they planned this.
Jaune wanted to prove his innocence by showing his library card but the 2 junior morons are taken things too far. Neptune tackles jaune. He starts to beat jaune up & jaune accidentally hits him as Neptune's mustache flies to sun. Who gets mad & beats up jaune.
Girls face palm.
Team JNPR is watching an outside play. Ozpin as the narrator introducing the play, little red riding hood.
The girls look at ruby.
Ruby: don't judge me!
She hugs her hood.
Ozpin introduces little red riding hood played by ruby.
Yang (laughing): good in the hood? Really ruby?
Ruby (hides under her hood): chibi me is terrible. Who says that?
Jing: rappers, rappers say that.
Ozpin explained little red riding hood is love by many, loves red & has a mission to bring her grandmother food. "Yeah, we tried to put her in a home but she wasn't having it so... got to go feed her." Joked little red.
Weiss: this play is terrible. The original story was better with less jokes.
Blake: agreed.
Then yang came on stage playing grandma making a joke & wearing glasses. Stealing ruby's spotlight.
Yang: I'm the grandma!? Cut it out you guys! Just because were related doesn't mean I have to play an old lady! Let Weiss be grandma! She already has white hair!
Weiss (stops laughing): hey!
Blake (stops laughing as she realize something): wait if yang's playing the grandmother than... I'm playing the wolf!? I have cat ears! You can use fake ears to be the wolf not me!
Ruby: that leaves Weiss as the woods man but the woods man doesn't use a blade.
Ruby tells yang this isn't her scene & wants her to leave. Yang did leave but told 1 last joke as ruby muttered "amateurs." the play continued has we reach the wolf scene. Yes Blake is the wolf & she is hanging midair with a rope & her bow gone.
Blake: I hate this.
Blake is questioning this. Ruby's only reply is because she's a faunas & the part I made for her.
Ruby: chibi ruby is cruel.
Blake recommended zwei as the wolf. But ruby made him the stage hand & his too cute to be a big bad wolf. Zwei is holding onto the rope that is tied to Blake. He accidentally lets go & Blake hits the stage. Literally.
Weiss: zwei is too cute to be a big old wolf. & his a good dog.
Blake: I tried.
The play resumed as the wolf wanted to gobble little red riding hood. Blake is patting dirt off her. But the story change a little as little red riding hood is revealed to be a trained warrior wielding a mechanical scythe.
The girls face palm.
Blake wanted to know if it's a prop. No ruby is showing off. Ozpin said the wolf retreated & Blake agrees. Then its scene change. Zwei kicked the background to reveal another background behind it. A bed fell out of nowhere onto the stage. Zwei carried Blake on his head for the next scene. Zwei threw her on the stage. But yang is not in the bed. She came on stage sliding by her knees & making a joke.
Weiss: this play is horrible. When will it end!
Blake asks why she isn't in bed. Yang actually prepared a song & dance number. Before she could do it ruby jump on stage & yells at yang to stick to the play. Yang really wants to do her scene her way. Blake decides to move the scene faster by pretending to eat grandma yang.
Ruby: you do tend to upstage everyone.
Yang: come on! I was great!
Ruby: they threw tomatoes at you & you beat them up for messing with your hair. This is why you're banned from plays.
Yang made her death dramatical with a joke & Blake kicked her out. Blake wears the glasses to pretend to be grandma. Ruby comes on stage. Little red riding hood starts to suspect something & says judging words. Blake had enough of the line so she pounce on her but in midair yang interrupted the play again.
Blake: hurry up & end already! This is terrible!
Yang: it's a little funny but it is kinda bad.
Weiss walks in as the woods man. She questions her character & prof. port's weapon. Blake also questions why little red can't use her scythe against the wolf. Turns out ruby wrote the play & her team is ruining it. Yang called it since its obvious ruby is an attention seeker. It's in the script. Ruby I losing it. Then ozpin realizes that team RWBY was supposed to be in class. The girls bailed out of the stage. Zwei walk up the stage & gave a bow.
Weiss: why am I not surprise?
Ruby: aw, zwei is so cute!
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