Flex tape will be the......
The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.
It can solve any problem (not including yo...
Leaks? Holes? And broken items that no man knows how to restore it. In that solution we have FLEX TAPE™ flex tape is a
The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.
It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)
It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's white so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?
*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two* "I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!" what on world is he doing? (If there be flex tape white i also recommend you flex tape clear) *Phil Swift puts flex tape on the damaged part*
The man was holding his remote,ready to change the channel....until he saw
"FLEX TAPE IS NOT AN ORDINARY DUCT TAPE FLEX TAPE HAS EVERYTHING INCLUDING FIXING YOUR LEAKY ROOF"
the man got impressed but was it too late for the leaky roof? It was NEVER late for flex tape to save the day!
*few hours later the man bought flex tape* But because flex tape is white it does not match his roof cause its black Did he wasted his time? After this the guy watched t.v. again and saw this
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Really? Why place a meme template welp, now flex tape is BLACK (look im not racist) So wattpad please sue me
Get to the point!
No need to fear flex tape is here! To save a man from swearing,for saving a man what he's wearin
