I was waiting for the band to finish putting on their makeup and when they were done, they told me to go on to my seat in the auditorium.
Like always, I was in the very front row.
There were a lot of children standing behind me, wearing the Catman or Spaceman makeup and costume.
As I looked around the audience, I saw a little boy who was dressed up as a tiger and he also had the Catman makeup on.
An idea popped up in my mind.
A purrfect idea for a prank!
I was going to pounce on Eric Singer while he was posing for a photo shoot separately from the band at a magazine interview.
All I had to do was put the Catman makeup on my face.
I then asked one of the KISS crew to go out and get me a tiger costume.
When they asked me why, I mischievously told them:
"Just wait and find out".
The next night, the band were putting on their makeup like usual.
I was playing a game on my iPad when one of the KISS crew members showed up with my tiger costume.
"Thank you...now I have to start getting ready".
I secretly had asked for permission from KISS's manager to take down the security cameras in the photo shoot room.
In a small room that nobody used anymore, was where I was going to be putting on my tiger costume and my Catman makeup.
When the band walked into the dressing room, they were surprised that I wasn't there.
"Where could she have run off to this time"?
Paul asked, looking in different places.
"We'll look for her later, right now we have a photo shoot to attend. Let's go guys".
Soon, I was running to the photography room so I could pull my prank on Eric Singer.
I was crouching down in a stalking position behind the jungle wild Catman stage set where the KISS drummer was posing for the camera.
Nobody knew what was going on.
Just as Eric Singer was about to pose behind his drum set, he stopped what he was doing to listen.
"Did you...hear something"?
Tommy could hear what he thought was a fierce creature of the night.
Gene and Paul heard it too.
"I'll go check to see if an animal got inside the building or something".
Their manager said to the four men, and then he walked out of the room.
That was my signal to get a move on.
I let out a soft growl that a lion or leopard would make when hunting for its own prey.
Then, with a quick and loud roar, I jumped out and extended my long fake nails.
Eric screamed as he jumped off the stage and started running away to find a place to hide.
I roared and snarled and ran after him, flexibly running on my hands and feet like a animal.
Some equipment was knocked over and the KISS crew members were quick to catch them before they fell to the floor and broke to pieces.
Meanwhile, the KISS manager had heard the Catman's terrified scream and was running back as fast as he could.
When he finally got back to where the band was at, he found them all laughing their heads off.
I was dressed up in a tiger costume and was wearing the Catman makeup on my face.
Eric was lying on the floor, with me on hovering above him.
"Oh my god...you almost gave me a heart attack".
He chuckled as Tommy, Gene, and Paul laughed at him some more.
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KISS Oneshots (8)
HumorI've been inspired once again to do another bunch of KISS oneshots. Have fun! Requests are OPEN!