FANFIC BOY X BOY BL YAOOI ULTIMATE

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j/n walks into class

"Ah, another day in class with mr salad the hot teacher who listen to taykort swift and wears pjs during the day"  

"Good morning mr j/n' he smirks hhshshshshshs sorry malfuction     

'Oh i forgot to mention hes sorta of a cyborg, he kinda reminds me of this character from my favoorite show named one fist man, my fav character is ginos"

"Its fine mr i enjoy your malfunctions" blushes

"I should do it more often then hehe"

~Timeskip~      

During class we didnt talk but he kept looking at me with a smirk i thought he just wanted my opizza but boy i was wrong. I knew he wanted something else from me"
I see salad walk up to another student and he had the audacity to ask them if they wanted peanut butter. He knows how much I loved peanut butter so I can't understand why he wuld do such a thing.
I think he got jelous because i gave my homie a goood morning kiss but i said no homo, its just a part of my daily routine.

Toward the end of class time skip

j/n  turns away from the teacher who so desperately calls his name. "Whats wrong j/n?"
He answer with "its nothing." as he sighs
"Is it because i didnt pay attention to you ?"
"Its actually because you didnt give me peanut butter"
"Who said i wasnt going to fjvndjknb jm vk, flkbkmgbklglkbg
Malfunction he dies
"BABY DONT LEAVE ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE 
The end, j/n is now sad and left all by himself with 4 kids
Inside the coffin salad bangs on it. Stalker opens the coffin and there salad says, "Geez I was banging on that thang."
They were once again reunited and salad says, "now come here and give me a kith" Mawh  steamy kith.