I'm nobody's b!tch

Part 4: The "Love guru"

My body shakes, rather somebody is shaking me... For fuck's sake leave me alone! Leave me to sleep in... But the shaking continues and a voice calls out "Wakey wakey sunshine!", oh for the love of god! "Silas, if that's you i'll seriously kill you..." i mumble into my soft, soft pillow. Why did the pillows have to be so fucking soft? "Silas? That your boyfriend or something?" the voice continues... Wait... This voice is feminine... Oh fuck... I slowly lift my head to hide my embarrassment, and i come face to face with a girl i don't know... From my angle it looks like she's an inch or two shorter than me... Her hair is dyed electric pink with one electric blue, one electric purple and one electric green stripe on the left side put up in a messy ponytail... Very... Electric?

She's also wearing this red and black checkered skirt, and a leather jacket over a purple shirt... Her stockings are of different colors too... One is yellow and the other is green, with a few holes here and there... Oh and the chain that hangs from the black leather belt on her skirt is pretty damn badass too... On her right arm, there's a red band... I rub the sleep out of my eyes, and the words "Hall monitor"becomes visible on the red band in bold, white letters.... Fuck i just got woken up by a hall monitor didn't i? And her eyes are... Pink? Probably wearing contacts... Anyway, her pink eyes stare down at me, as if analyzing me... But instead of yelling, she smiles at me "Ah, you're human aren't you?" she deadpans, reaching up to fiddle with one of her ten thousand ear-piercings... Now that i think about it, i can see holes in her face too... Ah, i guess facial piercings are against school regulations huh?

"Anyway... I'm Tessa Clarke... And you, Kendal Rivers, need to get ready for breakfast... Classes don't start until ten, so don't worry about that... Breakfast starts in ten minutes so get your butt out of bed!" she cheers and grabs my arm. I snort, like hell a weak-looking girl like her can pull me off of the-

i squeak as i'm roughly pulled out of the bed, hitting the floor sends a jolt of pain up my shoulder and i swear loudly. Tessa only laughs "I'm sorry but that's fucking hilarious!" she cackles, covering her mouth with her hand... And as expected, black nail polish, wohoo! i Glare at her, but that slowly slides over into a small smile... We are definately going to get along...

Tessa doesn't even bother to turn around when i change, she just says she's used to it... I don't even want to know... "Now let's go puny human!" she cheers, dragging me out of my bedroom, she didn't really give me time to lock either... "Aren't you human too?" i frown at her... Oh no... Is she one of those monsters too? Somehow i feel disappointed... Tessa stops and turns to face me, the look she's giving me is a mixture of thinking i'm insane and growing two heads. Well, that's halfway true... "Are you friggin kidding me!? Are you blind! I'm a ninja, duuh~~!" she shakes her head in disapproval before entering the cafeteria, i can't do much but gawk at her. She drags me over to the line, and when we've gotten that horrible, horrible pile of shit these people call food- She leads me towards a table. I immediately recognize is Charlie, but the other person there is a stranger to me... It's a petite girl, her skin is a little darker than most people... Not too dark though... Her dark brown hair set up in a very cute side-ponytail, and then there was her eyes... Oh my sweet lord her eyes! Beautiful innocent green eyes, With specs of a little blue-ish green color... Very fancy...

She smiles innocently at us as we sit down "Ah! Miss hall monitor!" she cheers, hugging Tessa tight. Then she spots me, and her smile widens "Hello! My name is Road Fitzgerald! What's your name? Oooh i like your eyes! Is that your real haircolor?" she keeps on bombarding me with questions, and i have to sort through them before answering "Hello, Kendal Rivers, thank you very much and yes..." i answer quickly, a smirk slowly making it's way to my lips. She nods, then grins "Welcome to the human table!" she thrashes wildly around in her chair... I swear to god every single person here is high on something... And now the one big question remains; Where the fuck can i get some?