There once was a man named Ryan Buttz, he hated halloween. Then on the night of 1986 he went to the old candy store around the block and bought 10 bags of expired Babe Ruth bars, 5 moldy Abba-Zaba’s, and most importantly a big box of 35 year old Hershey Thingamajigs. “Oh boy will Mr Buttz make those kids barf their brains out”. Later that night he put up around corporal and a zombie rising from the grave. At 8 o’clock exactly three 11 kids came up to his door. For a reason carrie one of the kids was wearing a corset.Ryan Buttz gave carry a hershey thingamajig and about 30 seconds later carrie turned into a zombie. Brainsss. Ryan ran inside then ten seconds later he ran out with a gun. bamm. Now there was a corpse on the ground and two kids crying. Butts, oh wait thats my name. Whop whop, dangit the cops. Ten years later.As my punishment for first degree murder they are going to aspirate out my heart. The end
