Why do I even like you?

Kiss kiss hi mom

Okay that tittle is weird. But hey, I have no ideas. Okay so this involves my mom.

Obviously.

She loves Hades and I think that's the only reason I'm allowed to date him. I am pretty sure our moms, who are best friends, have us secretly engaged or something. But anyway I'm just telling you guys for laughs. Hades and I found it funny and he's given me permission to tell you.

Okay so this was two days before Christmas. He came with us and we were staying in a hotel. Okay so there are five of us. Me, him, dad, mom, and baby brother. My mom and dad and baby bro shared one room and we shared another. So apparently, to keep things cheap, my mom only got one bed for each room. I know that wasn't true because I know my mom. So obviously when Hades and I walked into the room we were like 'holy shit, there is ONE bed'. Now we aren't uncomfortable with each other it's just that we've never actually shared a bed. Yeah. Okay so we put down our stuff and I was like, 'its all good, I'll sleep on the ground' but he wouldn't let me. So I was like 'you wanna just sleep on the left and I can sleep on the right?' He seemed cool with that. But for the first time ever. I'm allowing Hades to type something.

Hello, people. I don't know why she made my name replacement be the god of the underworlds but hey, I guess I'm scary. Okay so she seemed pretty chill about his whole sleeping together thing, but i was kinda nervous. She moves in her sleep, and I'm kinda uh, sensitive. I was like what if she turns me on and I rape her? I've never slept with her (not like that) before and she's really pretty tbh so I didn't rlly know what to do. It wasn't awkward while we were awake tho. We mostly watched movies and watched her brother. (Her parents went to run some errands) They came back at like 8 smth. I was getting tired so I went to shower and change. When I came out I had 'Persephone' dry my hair (the way she does it feels rlly nice don't judge me). She went to shower and change too so after that we just laid down. She played games on her phone and texted her mom for a while. She put her phone on charge and then turned to look at me. Did I mention her eyes are really pretty. Like they aren't brown, but they aren't green. It's like a hazelnut color, but there's emotion too. She always has this fun look in her eyes. Like she's always up to something fun. It's really cute. She asked me if I wanted her not to touch me. She has the most adorable awkward face ever. I kinda just took a risk and put my arm around her waist and laid my head on hers. Yeah I know but in all the romance novels I've read (it's her fault) that's what's cute and easy and NOT sexual. Thankfully she did not move.

So we coped with the one bed.

Christmas Eve night we went to her house which was nicely decorated. I slept with her again, not cause I had to, her hair is really soft and I can touch it when she falls asleep. But anyway, I think I got her really good Christmas gifts. I got her I necklace I saw her looking at in Pandora, and a ring that matches mine (it's says 'his queen' mine says 'her king'). She was more touchy, it was kinda cute. She was mumbling in her sleep. Okay so uh let's try give you a image of how I was holding on to her. I'm laying on my back and she's laying on her stomach on me. She's itty bitty (I hope she doesn't delete that) so her head was just below mine. My hand was in her hair (it's so soft) and my other hand was around her waist. I could hear her breathing. She's not very heavy but she says she's ugly and fat. I know she has seriously low self esteem so anytime I can compliment her I do. I know it sounds really cheesy but she's the most beautiful person inside and out. She's everything to me. And I really really love her. I think we have a good relationship because we have a strong friendship. We're best friends as much as we are lovers. I sound like her. Haha.

Now the part you've been waiting for. I was getting her up and nothing was working so I kissed her. Her mom walked in. She was like MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS AWW YOURE KISSING LET ME TAKE A PICTURE! And her brother was like EWW MOMMY THEYRE KISSING!! And her dad was just laughing.

Persephone woke up fast.

She was like MOOM STAHP UR EMBARRASSING MEEE. She was so tired I don't think she actually knew what was going on. The whole day she was kinda disoriented. At one point she started screaming HOGWARTS HOGWARTS HOGGY WARTY HOGWARTS TEACH US SOMETHING PLEASE! when she got a Harry Potter gift (I think it was some sweatpants that are waaay too big for her and a bedsheet) from her dad.

It was undoubtedly the BEST and WEIRDEST Christmas ever. Just like how my girlfriend and best friend is the BEST and WEIRDEST. And most beautiful and amazing and just perfect.

I love her so much.