Paitten's reincarnation Adventures In panty and stocking

chapter 1: dying sucks

What up my reader. I'm alive and still writing though my lack of confidence and average writing skills are giving me problems but I'll still keep trying so hopefully I've improvement with this rewrite. So please enjoy and please comment

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Location: Purgatory

Paitten's pov:

You know it's been said that before you die, your life flashes before your eyes and you see every moment, good or bad, in that light. Well mine flashed back to every horrible moment that happened in mine. For instance, like me watching my mom die at a young age. She was great at what she did. Not a day went where she didn't tell me she loved me with all her heart. She's also the source of where I got my love for anime and junk like that, though not to her extent. Case in point, she would call me her little protagonist and my life one of her favorite real-time animes. Her death really hit me hard, and I mean the depression inducing Disney style dying too. then my dad turned into an alcoholic bastard, my ex girlfriend cheating on me with my ex BF and every injury I've ever had since then. 

So imagine my surprise with what came after, seeing that it's impossible for anybody to truly guess what happens after you die. While dying was a cold emotionally draining and honestly terrifying experience for me, being dead is a lot less overwhelming, though I think my situation is different, now some say you meet death himself, others suggest you see a bright light at the end of a dark tunnel.

Being turned into a soul ball version of yourself like the ones from soul eater and floating in front of a tall shining woman is in no way close to anything I or anybody could guess of.

"Greetings unfortunate soul, I'm sorry we're meeting under such sad circumstances. But before that let me introduce myself, my name is Ailiena the goddess of life and I'm sure you must have a few questions." Her voice had a small echo and I could honestly say it's the first time I can say something was majestic. "yeah, what's going on here?" 

Expecting this question she was about to respond in kind. "Well you see your life has passed after you gave it-"

"oh no no no I remember that, I died pushing someone out the way of some drunk driving asshole. No I meant is….well.…why do you look like that?" Interrupting her I reiterate my question. Ailiena reeled a little back from the question "ex-excuse me?" Again she was surprised, if not flabbergasted. "Seriously, I mean look at you" I said gesturing with my now nonexisting hands. "I don't understand what's wrong with my form?"

"you look like something that came (heh) straight out of a hentai." From there she stayed quiet. It took a few seconds for her to process my blunt answer. "EXCUSE ME!? How dare you compare my appearance to smut!" She yelled in rising anger and embarrassment.

"Are you kidding me. Just look at you, you've got a pair of double I cup breasts, that dress is so thin and small I can see your nips practically poking out and your areolas are on full display and that's only the top part or you." I replied, not affected by her yelling.

Ailiena's embarrassment started over shadowing her anger from my description of her body. She didn't know how to reply, mostly because it bothered her how much it got her to think that maybe what I said had how true it was so she decided to get back on track.

"Look we're getting off topic, let's go back to explaining the reason for your death." She said, though her face was still red. "isn't it because I got run over?"

"yes that's true but it wasn't your original time to die. In fact you were supposed to fall during an alien invasion on your world." She explained, still mift at my comment.