*Author has added Author to the chat
America: WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU ADD YOURSELF WHAT
Russia: Who they tho
Germany: *Who are they though
*Author has added USSR to the chat
Russia: WHAT THE SHIT DAD I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD
USSR: Son what is this?
America: WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL, FRIEND.
Russia: Dad have you heard of a phone
USSR: Oh you mean that weird black box that can light up?
Russia: HOW ARE YOU WRITING THIS ON A TYPEWRITER
America: WHAT SORCERY IS HE USING
*Author has removed Author from the chat
Russia: WHAT
Germany: My head hurts.
Japan: How
