It was a dark and stormy night, and the onion kinnie himself, Greg, Was at the bar drinking whatever he could to make himself feel better. (Mostly Kombucha and sO•tAah) After people on the internet made fun of him for being the "Joker"
Even though it was totally "just a joke" as he told himself every night while crying in the shower over his baby carrot.
Chris Hansen also was in the bar that night, But not for drinking. Chris hansen had been stalking Onision, or Gregory Jackson, For Months and today is when he would strike. He knew Greg's schedule, He knew exactly where he lived, He knew exactly which hair products and camera equipment he used. Even though Onision did not wash his hair.
Onision eventually went to the bathroom to go gratify himself to all his fake unnoticeable girl characters in his sad unreadable stories and possible victims. Chris Hansen took his chance to spike onion boy's drink. Without anyone noticing he slipped it and slid back into his original seat.
Onision came back from a quick jizz and quickly jugged down a swig from his drink, All the sudden Greg went mega crazy, All the sudden a small looking girl came up to him
"Why don't I take a seat on your lap?" came the small girl. Chris Hansen didn't know this was happening to Onion man. Anyway, They went back to Greg's place and had sex but it was really weird because, Greg tried to make Chris Hansen one of his victims but he was also fucking drunk as crap so.
I'm not writing sex scenes until it's actually spicy.
Chris drove him home and then the day went on. Onision made more crappy videos and more money on the street for holding signs asking for money and whatever.
Onision after hours of hard H A R D work, He went to the bar to drink some very Kombucha, Drinks like pee and smells even worse! He mostly was going back to see if he had scared the little girl away with his dominant big baby carrot skills.
He drank about 3 bottles before Chris Hansen finally came in to the bar, He sat in the chair next to Gregory. Gregory was too focused on his drinking to notice the very hot man sitting next to him.
"Hey baby"
