1 ~ the sexy soc

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Pinballs p.o.v
I'm walking out Toys R Us, with my Dasani water bottle and my Fortnite Funko Pop. I spot a clown car in the distance. The window appearing to be stained with bodies, not just any bodies soc bodies. The door opens and they all tumble out like armadillos. I gasp gripping my Dasani water bottle, they all look the exact same!  Nani?! Slowly they get into rows of 100x10, I gasp once more, it looked like a nightmare from High School Musical 2. They all cautiously scan around me. They all spot me at the same time, they start to run towards me. I had prepared for this. I waited for this day to come. Soon it will just be me, Bob and the greasers. F. O. R. E. V. E. R.
I viciously remove the cap off of my Dasani water bottle, I yell, "face me and you will feel the dryness of 1000 suns" they do not heed my warning and continue to run at me, they get within 10 feet of me so I splash them with the water and half of them spontaneously combust.
I then whistle and like Yondus head thingy it levitates and then impales the rest of their skulls. Now time to kill the cherry valance.

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 18, 2019 ⏰

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