I was blasting twenty one pilots in my pitch black room, ''NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME AND THEY NEVER WILL. As i started to cry harder my mother came into my room and started to scream at me ''LEX BIG CHUNGUS DISAPPOINTMENT SMITH, TURN THAT CRAP DOWN.'' She slammed the door in my face. i curled up in my xxxl hoodie, 'I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE.'' I jumped out of my window landing in a bush, i ran as far away as i could with nothing on me but my hello kitty lollipop. Just as i had reached a 711 in the middle of no where, i saw a white van pull up to me. The man was short about 4'11 he looked about 74-75-ish he had glasses on and was nearly bald before i could even comprehend anything i though 'No this cant be its.. DANNY DEVITO. Danny devito swept me away in his white van the rock tied to the roof he took me away. legend has it that they live in a small house where the rock makes eggs ever sunday morning.
