Ereri/Riren One Shots

I Kissed a Girl

Normal POV

"Seriously guys i dont want to go dressed as a girl in a strip club" whined Eren playing with his brown wig.

"Stop being a pussy Jaeger" neighed Jean. (Snort, i had to)

"Fine. But I'm winning this bet."

"As long as you get a random guy to kiss you. I'll give you $50" teased Jean as they entered the club.

"I don't think this is a good idea." Said Armin

The club was like any other, flashing lights, loud music, the stripper poles and of course the bar. Eren scanned the area trying to find his first target. He decided the bar was the best place to go. He walked with as much grace as a newborn calf trying to swing his hips sexily to attract attention. Some men laughed as he walked towards the bar but he paid them no mind as he sat at the bar.

He noticed the bartender. Short ebony hair, slitted eyes that looked like polished bullets that pierced Eren's heart. Totally his type he thought. Ok keep calm. Act natural.

Eren's POV

I adjusted my voice a bit to sound like a girl. The bartender was waiting for me to order.

"So can i get your number with a tequila." I said giving him the famous Jaeger smile.

He seemed unimpressed or maybe that was just his face. He looked me over while wiping a cup. I felt like prey. Did he notice I'm crossdressing! Oh God he probably thinks im weird. Screw this bet he's totally my type and im not losing him. I was about to say something when he pulled me across the bar and kissed me and not just any kind of kiss full tongue action. I melted into the kiss but then he pulled away.

"I'm sorry. My co-worker bet me to kiss the prettiest girl i see even though i lean more to guys. I'm bi. So sorry. You're cute and all but im not interested." He said bored

I... I was shocked to say the least. Holy fuck I have a chance if I just tell him I'm a guy. I was about to until fucking Jean showed up.

"Dude holy shit. You actually got a random dude to kiss you. Here." He handed me $50 then left to go back to Armin, Connie, Reiner and Bertholdt screaming i fucking kissed a dude.

I held my head down feeling embarrassed until someone tapped my shoulder. The bartender seemed amused.

"Care to explain 'Dude' "

" I... Um.. Shit. They bet me to kiss a random dude while crossdressing. Sorry. You didn't win your bet " I said while feeling way too embarrassed

"That's fine Bright Eyes. Name's Levi." He smirked

" Eren. " I said blushing

"You gay Eren?"

I nodded my head while blushing hard.

"Good. You're my type. If you were a girl I'd probably give you a chance. You're very pretty Eren."

Damn. He's smooth.

Levi gave me his number after that. He won the bet regardless because his coworker Hanji thinks im as pretty as a girl. Of course i realized Levi was shorter than me when we left after his shift was over but let's just say he made up for it in other areas.

3 months later
Levi's POV

It's been 3 months since me and Eren started dating. Damn it was just yesterday the brat came into my life when i kissed him because i thought he was a girl. Never been more happy in my life. Speaking of the brat where is he?

"Hey Bright Eyes. Where are you?"

"I'm in your room. I have a surprise come here."

I began walking towards the room. I decided i wanted to scare Eren so I quietly entered the room but to my surprise there he was sitting on the bed in lacy panties, his brown wig and a bow wrapped around his chest.

"Surprise!" He shouted with the brightest smile I've seen on his face.

First there was shock. Then lust. Then next thing i know Eren's under me, bow shredded to pieces and my hand is half way down his panties.

"God you're so sexy brat." I whispered in his ears huskily.

"Why don't you fuck me Daddy? Aren't I your pretty little girl?" Eren whimpered under me

And so my self control shattered and so was Eren when I got through with his fine ass. Gotta say I kissed a girl and for once...

I liked it.

AN: So aint that lovely. you can suggest a concept to me and I'll write it to the best of my abilities and creativity. Until next time kittens.