Guys go on and on about how they have it "harder" on them. What about girls huh? We have it hard too. Being a girl is absolutely so expensive and stressful. Do you know how much makeup costs? Or jeans? Shoes? For ffs just undergarments and bikinis itself are like $3,978 already!
Going to Victoria Secret to buy one goddamn bra like "That'll be $35 Miss" 35 fucking dollars for just a tiny piece of clothing that we will cover up anyways?! What the actual shit?
Don't even get me started on periods. Oh my god. They are like a pepto bismol from hell. Cramps, back pain, chest pain, nausea, bloating, headaches, mood swings. The list goes on!
WHY ARE WE BEING PUNISHED FOR NOT BEING PREGNANT! I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
Mood swings are so annoying. One minute you're happy, and the next you're pissed off. And the next thing you know, you're crying so hard just because Augustus and Hazel kissed and it was so romantic. Emojis? Those literally resemble girls on their periods.
Also we know that you're frustrated, but baby, IT'S FUCKING FRUSTRATING FOR US TOO.
No, but of course, the boob life chose me. The fucking vag life chose me. I would just like for 1 month to be a guy. Just to see what it will feel like not needing a bra, no periods, and to be fucking shirtless all the time without looking like it's weird.
And when we're pregnant, we're literally going through 9 months of hell. We're going to have back pains due to the weight. We eat like there's no tomorrow. Do you know how hard it's going to be to sit down, sit up, and walk? We also need to be careful of everything,not to harm the baby. I might as well just stay in my room all day. And when we go through labor, we go through intense pain just to deliver you're child. We're risking our lives here. We might even die due to blood loss. WE FUCKING DIE FOR YOU. And it feels like guys don't appreciate enough. Some treat us as we worth nothing, or we're an object, or some might think as pathetic and weak. And that pisses me off the max.
All I can say is "watch me motherfucker" I'm going to show what I'm capable of. I'm going to prove you wrong.
Another thing is "perfection". Girls are expected to have a perfect butt, and perfect size breasts, and a perfect personality, and perfect face. Hate to break it to you, but "perfect" does not exist. This is not some fucking utopia. This is the real world, and "perfect" doesn't exist, nor I don't think it will exist because life is shitty, but we cry a river, build a bridge, and we move the fuck on.
I'm not going to wear makeup just because you say I look horrible. No. Just no. I'm going to show you how tired I am and ready to kill a bitch.
I'm going to go to school in my sweatpants and a oversized sweatshirt, and won't give a shit what anyone thinks because I'm fucking done with shitty people.
Being a girl, we also have to face with sexist jokes, and we are meant to take that as a "joke". DO YOU SEE ME FUCKING LAUGHING?
For example:
Guy: hey girl, nice ass you got there. I wouldn't mind seeing that ass every time you make me a sandwich
Girl: fuck off
Guy: aye! That was a compliment! You need to chill out and learn to take a compliment
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Example 2:
Guy: you look beautiful today
Girl: thank you
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Do you notice the difference? The first example might as well be a fucking sexual assault. DO NOT FUCKING EXPECT ME TO TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. I'M FUCKING GOING TO CONSIDER THAT COMMENT AN INSULT. SO DON'T EVEN THINK FOR ONE SECOND I WON'T EXTEND MY ARM AND BITCH SLAP YOU.
And lastly, eating food. I fucking swear, if I'm enjoying my steak and ribs, I'm going to fucking enjoy it. I don't need your judgmental stares. What? You never seen a girl eat? Of course you haven't BECAUSE GIRLS TAKE YOU GUYS OPINIONS VERY SERIOUSLY AND THEY CAN'T BE THEMSELVES IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUDGE THEM. I don't fucking care if you think I'm such a meat eater. If we're on a date and I order a steak, and you say "you don't want a salad?" I'm going to sit there, eat my steak, and leave after I'm finished. You're going to pay for my steak. I don't care what you just said, I'm still not leaving my baby just because of some jackass.
I'M GOING TO EAT HOWEVER I WANT TO FUCKING EAT. THE FUCKING END YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Omfg I'm getting so worked up because of this. I know that not all guys are like this and I thank The Lord that their parents actually rasied them to be gentlemen. But there's always that 48% of guys who are just hands down an asshole. But fuck them right? Blood sisters unite!
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