Have you ever lost something and you spent literally over 10 minutes looking for it and it was in your hand all along?
I DO THE FUCKING THING ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT GETS ANNOYING.
For example, I was looking for my phone I was on like 5 minutes ago. I literally spent over 20 minutes looking for it and guess where it was all along? Up my ass! Haha, I'm just kidding it was on my bed; Not in the covers and not under a pillow. It was on the top just laying their ready to be picked up.
Do I have a brain of a pine cone; do I have a brain at all? Because I always loose things and it's always in the same got damn places.
I remember when I was looking for my phone when I was in bed ready to go to sleep. I was like, "OMFG, WHERE IS MY FUCKING PHONE? Where did it go? It was just under my pillow! I NEED MY GOT DAMN ALARM!" I looked under the covers, under my pillow and on the ground. I finally look under my bed and it was right their all along. Like how the fuck did my phone get their?
Did it go on airplane mode and took a trip under my bed? Ugh, I'm going to be so pissed off if I loose something again and it's in the obvious places.
Don't you just hate it?
Don't you fucking hate it?
Because I do.
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