Killing Winona James

1. If you are reading this...

If you are reading this, I am dead. If you do not know who I am, I am Winona James. I'm not really known for anything. I'm not a very important person, but one way or another I happened upon a large sum of money. When I will have died, I will have no children, no spouse, no friends, and no one to give all of this money to. When I came into money, my friends turned greedy and cruel; I've only ever loved one person, and she died many years ago, and I never really wanted children. As for my family, they've all died by now I'm sure. If they are not all dead, I most certainly don't know them; so, they will not inherit my money. Now, you, however, will. If you've received this letter, then I've come across you at some point in my life, and you were kind to me. My will will be finalized at some point I'm sure. Bogsbey keeps telling me how many things there are to go over, so who knows when it will be done. But at any rate, I hope you can enjoy my fortune, however much of it is left. I'll try not to spend it all.
-Winona James 12/10/2005
To whomever's kind heart may captivate me~

P.S. Although this is a seemingly random condition, I want to add this as recent events have made me feel as though it is necessary. When I die, find out how. Don't trust that "She died of natural causes" or "It was a suicide" malarky the police will feed you! I am a woman of sound mind! I hope if this is necessary, which I most certainly hope it will not be, you find success, and hopefully not a grave.
Good luck,
Try not to die,
~Winona James- 1/19/2009