This morning I woke up in a hospital with no memory at all, I was so tired I just wanted to go back to sleep but my eyes just wouldn't let me. The old wooden door burst open with a loud creak, a middle-aged man wearing a long white jacket and a mask entered. "Oh good, you're awake at last" he exclaimed removing his mask, "My name is Dr Nobles, I will be your doctor for as long as you will be here." Confused as ever I asked "What happened, why am I here?" "Ah you have a very rare disease named Sugondese, I haven't had many patients with this before" he said with a worried look on his face. "How long will I be here- who am I?" "Ah let's see" said the doctor flicking though his papers, "It seems your name is Mr B Dover or Ben Dover and you could be here for a while so make yourself at home" "Oh..." I responded holding back tears...
The doctor turned to the door to leave but I shouted "Wait!" Startled as ever he replied "Yes Sir?" "Is there a cure to my disease?" I asked "Oh I forgot to tell you, there is a cure..." He said with a grin "you have to do one thing" he added "Yes doc what is it?" I shouted excitedly "to cure your severe Sugondese you have to suck on DEEZ NUTZ BOI" and then I looked at the corner of my room and saw an image I will never get out of my head:
