The cookie hogger

A Mad Kid With Tweezers

      As I approached the kids house I hid all the cool stuff I had just to see if he was worthy of having it. As we knocked on the front door the kid said hi I'm glad your here at this point I was yelling no manners ugh! His mom busted out the door like a one woman stampede she yelled to her son Jared telling him she had to go to the store. I thought to myself don't leave. me with Mr. manners! Then I turned to him and he said shall we go do hooky, ding ding ditch. Then I stopped him there, wait what happened to Mr. nice guy? Jared said there is a dark side to me when my mom isn't here, she thinks I am just a nice well trained child that is helpless and needs care. I said ok but then I thought for a moment and said are you a thief? Jared said what for. I told him a cookie jar. Jared cracked up. It's not funny I said! Then Jared said I will only help you with your problem if you help me with mine he chuckled. I said what is it! he chuckled again and finally said he was caught in school in a unauthorized area and can't let his mom no he was doing something wrong. Then I told him what do you want me to do impersonate your mother! he replied yah what a great idea! I told him I was being sarcastic! He said no seriously I have seen it in a movie before it might actually work! I said oh Gosh here we go again with Mr. Looney house. Jared said hay if you ever want a cookie from that cookie jar you've got to listen to me now! he chuckled again. I thought to myself again and thought this might be my last hope of getting into that cookie jar and even if I got caught I could turn into a fly or something to escape I mean they wouldn't blame me they would think it was his mom that was a wizard wor lock or something. So I told Jared deal. He said glad your in then he had pinched me with the tweezers and said welcome to the club!