Sit here while I talk about toast.
long long ago, we never had toast.
we never understood the joys of toast.
delicious yummy toast.
people has yucky oatmeal for breakfest instead of this great piece of bread.
Now that we have toast,
We can put many things on it
Like
1. Butter
2. Nutella
3. Jam
4. Jelly
5. Mayonnaise
6. I dun really know so *insert things to put on toast here*
let me just tell you,
Toast.
Is.
Life.