Faking It Episode 1

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*Amy's Phone Rings*

"What time is it?", Amy asks

"7.30, how do blind people pick out clothes?" Karma replies

"I'm guessing they wear a lot of sweatpants...your not serious about this." Amy states

"Of course I am! Its a great plan!" Karma retorts

"Tell me again how this will rescue us from obscurity? Because yesterday it sounded crazier than Chandler Buff's twitter feed." Amy questions

*Karma's door knocks*

"hold on..." Karma says

*Door opens*

"Morning Muffin!" exclaims Karma's mom

"Hey Mom! I'm on the phone." Karma replies

"Oh happy Friday Amy! I made you some camomile tea, your chart indicates a major crisis that might upset your tummy" Karma's Mom states

"Lets hope not but I should go! Amy's in crisis." Karma replies

"Oh No! What happened?" Karma's Mom questions worriedly

"Her...err hamster died-" Karma lies

"ohawww..."

"Yeah, she needs me bye!"

*Karma closes door*

"You know I'm creeped out by rodent pets." Amy states

"I know but its the only thing i can think of. Why can't I have a normal mother?" Karma whines

*Amy opens door*

"Rise and shineeee" Amy's Mom sings

*Amy closes door quickly*

"Ugh you and me both. Anyways you were explaining this plan?" Amy asks

"Right. So we live in Austin, a blue oasis in a sea of Texsens." Karma replies

"Yup haven't forgotten." Amy replies

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 22, 2015 ⏰

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