The cookie hogger

The Awkward Mid Day

  Jared told me to go around the back no questions. As I got to the back of the school there was no teachers but what there was, was a filthy stinky old trash can. Really Jared I said. He replied yah that's my principal Mr. stinking rich. I left Jared while I flew to my house I didn't really care how he got home. I flew home in bat form and far pasted Jared in the dust hoping I'd never see that sorry excuse of a friend ever again. I was about to dress up into my clothes but as I least expected it there were two men following me saying hay hottie. that's when I noticed I still had the dress on. Then the men went fighting over me while I escaped as a bunny. I was glad the day didn't get any worse besides the long trip back. Then I took a nap but as I woke up Jared was staring into my room outside from the window like a mugger trying to figure out what size of a grave he would need to put me in. I said leave Jared! He said never and a raccoon had ripped his pants of and he was asking for a spare. I said fine I closed the blinds and called the police for a kid stocking me threw the window and public indecency. Jared

was arrested. He even said some of the baddest cursing while he was being driven to jail. He actually dropped some stuff he dropped a Razer, chewing gum, and a paralyzing weapon of some sort. Finally I got rid of that kid for a good while I thought to myself. I guess that's why I probably don't have friends but oh well the deed is done.