naruto oneshots 🫶

𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗷𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗼𝘂𝘀! 🌸

Naruto 🍥;

Naruto had a day off, and was going to suprise you. since he never came home often, or is very late when trying to do so. when he was walking, he saw you holding a mans arms laughing while you had icecream on your nose. His whole face turned red as he stomped over there. he grabbed your wrist as you looked at him confused. you turned to the man and apologized as he dragged you back to your house. He practically slammed the door as you both entered the house. and threw you on the couch. You winced slightly because of the suddenness of the toss. "Who. Was. That. Guy?" You looked up and winced slightly the sharp edge in his voice getting cold. "If you could here me out it was my-" you again got pulled up from the couch and faced right into his eyes as he pushed you onto the wall making you not finish the sentence. "hey.. uh that hurts.." you were going to slap him if he slammed you on something again.. you don't have time for this, nor the insurance. tired of getting interrogated like a ten year old- you slapped him. and hoped he'd snap out of it. before you got cut off again you yelled out, "HE'S MY BROTHER YOU DUNCE!" You laughed your ass off once you saw the expression on his face. You hugged him which made him stumble on the floor. You chuckled slightly because your wrist was still bruised. His eyes widened as he quickly got up and started to heal your wrist and your back, because it had been slammed on so many things.. He apologized profusely as you spent the day laughing at him, cuddling, and forcing him to touch your hair.

Sasuke 🦆;

Sasuke was waiting in line for food, but as he saw you talking to somebody of out of the corner of his eye, enraged he broke the counter. Yeah. knowing him he actually DENTED IT. Causing the employees to shrink back because who wouldn't? the aura radiating off of him and bouncing into the atmosphere scared the people in line as they all went to eat somewhere else. another employee just gave him the food was available. So he didn't look that much intimidating with bags of basically free food piled on him. Which sounded pretty good. but the bad thing was, You were in some REALLY short shorts, which made him way more anxious. because what if some guys take you away? So he did the optional thing any boyfriend would do. Pick you up. and walked out of there. Causing you to make a reaction and taunt him. he scoffed as you made fun of his 'ego' and how he needs to keep it under control because it got easily bruised sometimes. again still mentioning the 16 bags of food in his hand that he got from the vendor. You sighed and exclaimed that "he was just my friend idiot!" But he cut you off and said "your my girlfriend so I'm way more important.." you laughed as you lightly slapped the back of his head grabbing a bag he held. Let's just say once you got home, you got thoroughly taught a "lesson". what does that mean???? i don't know 🧑‍🦯

Sai 🖊;

We have obviously known that sai can be blunt and he obviously is. you guys were walking into the park, and a dude started to hit on you while making hand motions to follow him. Of course you weren't that dumb, so you denied. But when he grabbed you, as you slapped him hard. he didn't flinch as he creepily said how he liked "feisty" girls. grossed out and knowing that the man wasn't going to budge- you called out for sai. Now he's running over to you, and of course. looking angry. which was quite a pleasant surprise. And was now chasing the guy around with ink snakes. You laughed at the sight. Since he was going in circles. and since you wanted to enjoy this short lived 'moment' you tripped him. Causing him to scream and scramble his sorry-ass back home. "Thank you baby." He looked at you and nodded knowing that he was getting jealous, because you were the only one he should hit on >;(. You started the conversation with,

"So.. you were jealous eh?"

Sai nodded his head no, but you obviously knew it was a lie, but you laughed it off as sai and you decided to continue walking and watch the sunset.

Shikamaru 💤;

Shikamaru wasn't the type to be jealous, hell or even get jealous. But when he knows somethings up, he of course he stops being a lazy ass and gets very serious. There was this one time, where he caught a guy staring at your ass. So, he used their shadows to forcibly look up, maybe giving some whiplash, but?? shikamaru thought it was to troublesome to care about them, but instead he cared about you more.  He walked over to you, nonchalantly thinking he got away with it, but you knew the entire time.  You chuckled before saying,  "Wow.. nice job being sneaky shika.." as he choked before regaining his composure and trying to be casual but obviously you knew because people's shadows don't up and walk away, or stretch that far.. when you guys got home, he took one of his big ass sweatpants and threw it at your face. "Wear that next time.." you chuckled as you put the way too big sweatpants on and spent the rest of your time cuddling and drooling on shikamaru's spiky pineapple shaped hair, which was surprisingly soft..

edited!! (╯ ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)╯┻━┻