With Draco and the rest of the students around him sufficiently distracted, Harry pulled out the diary and began talking to Tom.
When are you free? So we can assess the situation, I mean.
I'm unsure. I shall correlate with my other piece and see.
That still weirds me out you know? Why would you even do that?
Let's not discuss my sanity, child. We should be free tonight after curfew.
At this Harry looked up at Quirrel, who was bent over the table in a way so nobody could see his face. Harry assumed it was because Tom was fronting.
How the fuck am I supposed to get to you after curfew? Merlin.
Ah I dont know. If you were a prefect this would be so much easier.
Sorry that I'm eleven, dad.
What did I say? 'Father'. Now you try it.
Fuck off
That is no way to talk to your father young man!
I'm going to burn this book I swear to Merlin.
Now now, watch your aggression.
My aggression? Never.
Alright enough with your shenanigans. Just sneak your way up to Quirrels office. You are a Slytherin after all.
Yeah a Slytherin, not fucking James Bond. Filch is a fucking monster. And his darned cat.
You'll figure it out. Lunch ends in ten minutes, get your lover boy and devise a plan.
He's not my lover boy!
Whatever you say Harry. Now off with you.
He's as much my lover boy as Snape's is yours.
Oh so he is, then? Make me beautiful grandchildren.
What?
Tom
Tom
Tom
Lord V
Were you and Snape boyfriends
TOM
DONT LEAVE ME HANGING
I NEED ANSWERS
Harry snapped the book shut and looked up at Snape, who was looking generally displeased with the world.
Harry shook his head, he had other things to do for now. He turned his attention back to his newfound lover boy.
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I want to change the title. Ideas?Also sorry for the shitty little chapter, I hope the next one's going to be a bit longer!
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Harry Evans And The Horcrux
Fanfic*On hiatus* What if Harry accidentally summoned the diary at five years old? His story until he starts Hogwarts and during his years. I will modify canon a bit, obviously. I don't know I'm bored. Chapters will be short because I suck at writing. Als...