i slowly opened my eyes to a horrendous migraine. damn, why do i feel so bad. wait... where am i?
i realised i was sitting in a white room with no furniture apart from the chair i was sitting on and handcuffed to, the table in front of me and another chair occupied with who seemed to be... evil rick?
worst of all i realised... i was in the cidatel.
"the fuck? w-why am i here?" i said still drowsy of sleep.
"well, well, well. what do we have here? the most rickest rick in the whole of the universe?" evil rick said with a eerie tone to his voice.
"quit the mouth, why am i here? aren't you dead?" i said still extremely confused.
"have you ever wondered after all these years maybe you aren't always on top of your game, hm?" evil rick snarled.
is this guy a AI? i swear he was killed.
"shut up. that's impossible." i said.
"oh is it? then why are you here hm? answer your own question. if your the smartest man in the universe. how were you kidnapped?"
"it doesn't always have to come down to physical appearance and the status of someone right there. life throws random shit at us, if you dodge it doesn't mean you're smart, if you get caught in it doesn't mean you're dumb." i said.
"i want your IQ contents so i can be the smartest rick, that's why i sent out the balaclavas to get you and your kids. i'm gonna download your brain contents then kill you." evil rick smirked.
"you sent out those mafia wannabes? wow, if your wanting to be the smartest rick you're really far off buddy." i sniggered.
"your words are just words to me. you're gonna be locked up in the cell and tomorrow you're going to be executed." evil morty snapped standing up and left the room.
"thanks! killing me's probably the nicest thing this god damn government has done to me!" i shouted as he left the room.
now this is why i'm not into politics.
pov : (y/n)
"do you know how to drive this thing?" i said anxiously as morty started the spaceship roughly.
"yeah...kinda...sorta?" morty said. he at least got the spaceship of from the ground.
"how did the balaclavas kidnap rick? isn't he the smartest man in the universe?" i asked.
"i don't know, maybe he's been distracted lately?" morty said concentrated on the driving.
"like what."
morty paused for a minute. "i don't know."
"how are we gonna even save him? this is a government federation." morty said.
"we'll figure something out. you still need to explain what this cidatel is." i said.
"well, obviously as you know c-137, our dimension isn't the only dimension to exist. as you also know in those dimensions there are other ricks, mortys ect. we c-137s are the rickest rick and the mortiest morty. t-th-th-thats how rick is the smartest man in the universe. many of the other rick and mortys have formed this government type thing after they killed the orginal government. they became wh-what they hate." morty explained.
"seems complicated." i nodded.
"and to t-t-top it off it's a morty that's the president. not a rick which is a rare sight as ricks are always smarter than mortys."
"that morty must be smarter than a majority of the ricks then." i said looked ahead at the stars.
"yeah, it's never happened before." morty said.
"maybe president morty kidnapped rick." i said.
"no, he wouldn't do that. he has no bad intentions. it was probably evil rick, he's done it before."
*
we finally made it to the cidatel. i saw so many rick and mortys, all with their own unique quirks. some had dragon heads, some were really tall, this was so weird.
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"how are we gonna get in without getting caught? we can't let anyone know we are c-137s." morty said.
"i'll use my portal gun, the thing is we don't know what room he's in." i said.
"well let's just see and find out." morty said.
i spawned a portal gun and we ran through it. we appeared in the toilets were various mortys looked at us strangely.
"nope." i said then stepped back in a new portal. next we appeared in a storage room.
"not here." morty said. i spawned another portal gun and we appeared in a long hall with many rooms.
"i've never seen this part before." morty said. i went up to one of the doors. there was a window.
"hey morty come check this out!" i called. i saw two men on the ground of a dirty cell. wait... are those the balaclava guys that broke into the house like about two months ago?
"it's those guys!" morty said recognising them too. they didn't look in good condition.
my head turned around as i heard footsteps from the top of the hall. it was a rick with a scar on his lips and a black top on. he looked evil.
"no...not him again." morty whispered sounding terrified. is this the evil rick he was talking about. this can't be good.
"get the portal gun!" morty panicked. my hands trembling i pulled the portal gun out of my pocket but it was too late. the rick had already grabbed onto me and morty.
the rick snatched the portal gun from my hand. this rick had such a different aura than c-137. yeah rick wasn't the greatest person on earth but it just shows how much more evil he could be, c-137 is good for a rick.
"you're c-137s i can tell, right?" the rick snarled horribly. i hated this so much.
"y-y-y-ye-yes, evil rick." morty stuttered.
"could this get more easy, come on you shit bags."
