Briana And The Retard//CRACKFIC//DON'T READ THIS

chapter 3 GAST-I MEAN LIZA :D

"hhhhh- Briana was killed by wolf kun!" Liza sooked, Stanplays hugge her. 

"Shhh Lza... do not be too depressed without that Briana girl, literallu any guy wants you!" He ruvbed her shoulders through her eye bleeding sleeves. Her highlight blonde hair sat at her shoulers. 

"Gosh, t disturs me t see you Liza.. looking so down in the dumps." He began to sing only to get in her panties. Liza groaned and slappd him. 

"eVERY lady would love to be you liza. Even when taking your dumps." he continued, tryng to get in her pants. 

"Ew.." she groaned. 

"There is no OC in town who is as amazig as you, you're everyones favourite gal."

"Some girs are just jealous oif you and no one really knows whyyyyy." His off key voice shattered the windows in her shack. 

"No..one drowns like liza!" He said, talking about the fact she cant swim. Liza felt her face go red with rage, 

"no one frowns like Liza" she slapped him again in an attempt to quiet him for she didn't wqant everyone to know that she was anhthig but perfect.

"No one hair cause eye damge such as yours LIza." His cheek grew a bright red from the pure pressure. 

"for there is no OC half as balanced, perfectopn. A square." Liza sat on her throne of lies. A smug, judgemenal look on her face. 

"You could ask any Canzis, Lennon or Ashley and they'll tell you whose tem they want to be on which most likelt doesn't start with a B!" Stan winked, She grimaced a smile. 

"No one screams like liza, no one is as mean as Liza." He sung loudly. 

"Who else is the sum of their bio which is nonexistence!" She rolls her eyes and smiles. She didn't have a bio at all.

"As an OC, yes I am a mary sue!" She sing wth her perfect voic out. 

"My, what a OC, Liza!" She lauhed, Liza slife off of her throne pf lies and hugs Stanplays, Stanplacs knew he had won his way into her pa- aannd she slapped him.