It was 8:24 pm on chrimbob. I plonked myself down on the sofa and turned on the telly. I searched through the channels until I finally found it. BBC One. Only 6 more minutes until the Gavin And Stacey Christmas Special. I got my Quality Street and the cheap Tesco lemonade and looked through people's snapchat stories.
Airpods
Airpods
Airpods
Blah blah blah
No one gives a flying fHuCc.
A couple of minutes later and it was finally on. I launched my phone across the room and stared at the screen. I heard that beautiful theme tune play and there it was in all of its glory.
About halfway into the episode i heard it. They were here.
T h e r o a d m e n.
They came zooming down the street on their new quad bikes. Who in the bloody hell gets their 10 year old a quad bike?? Madness.
A little while later and the Christmas special was about to end. Ness was down on one knee holding an engagement ring, I was sitting there shaking with excitement. But before he could answer, THE EPISODE BLOODY ENDED. WOW REAL SMOOTH. REAL FUCKIN SMOOTH.
I WAS FUMIN.
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Iconic Britain
Humorthis is a random story about living in Britain and being iconic :)
