Hey you came back for Chapter 1 I'm proud of you and so is your mum. Anyway Today I feel like going to Minecraft don't what this game is I've heared that its very blocky ok just got to set the T.T.T.T.T.T.S to Minecraft and BOOM. Now just need to walk out of here and....... holy s*** it's so blocky! It feels like a 1980's game. Bob hears a voice in the distance "I think I hear a voice." The voice got louder and louder before... "Hi." Bob falls to the ground and said "Holy s***! Who are you?." "Oh sorry, My name is Steve." Bob asked "Why are you so blocky." Steve repiled "I don't have any cule but all we know is every minecraftian was born from a guy named Notch." Bob asked "Why is everything so bloody square?" Steve repiled "That I have no f****** idea, But why are you so round?" "Well I'm not a f****** square, that's why and I'm not from this planet." "Ok, what's your name?" "Bob." "Ok, do you want to explore?" Now before this next part Bob knew that if he died than he whould be dead so what do you think he did? "Yeah let's explore!" See Bob is a f****** retrad, will Bob ever learn. "Ok, let's get some blocks before we hit the caves." So Bob and Steve walk over to the nearest tree, Steve said "Ok so to get all things to be OP we need to punch a tree." Bob said "Won't that f****** hurt! I'm a real person its like punching a brick." Pause, backstory time when Bob was three or four he punched a brick wall and it hurt for the rest of the month. Ok that's enough backstory ok back with the real story. "I actually punched a bri-." I already told the readers Bob! "Ok sorry Mr.Narrator." Bob said to Steve "Well it hurt I'm not making the same mistake again." For the next week the sat there saying this. Steve says "Punch it." Bob says "No." and it keeps on going on like that before me the Narrator stops it and breaks the wood with his writer magic. "Finally, you broke the wood." said Steve. Bob said "No I did-." Right before Bob finshed the sentence the narrator cut him off with his writer magic. Steve said "Now it's almost the seventh night lets hit the cave."
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