THE LEG

Part one 1

So here I am telling you this story about my leg. The story is called the reckoning wait mom should I call it the car? I think you should call it THE LEG! Yeah that's good mom. Let's continue with the story so I was playing football with my friends and one of my friends threw the football on the street and my back was turned at the time I was on the street about to catch the ball out of nowhere a car hit me and then i ended up gay in the center of a vagina. I was in the hospital when the doctor came in my donghole, he was the leg. I screamed and threw my 2.40$ great cheesy gordita from taco bell at him and he squealed shhheeeiiiitttt out of the declaration of independence, then i jumped out the window flipping that fucker off then book clubbed an amberlamps and ran it off a cliff into a ass. Then i had to travel through the intestine and into Dominic's small ass peen hole. Then i jerked off in his peen, then i started to wonder why the firoick my dad brought the milk but not himself. Then my mom joined the military and then became president then raped trump out of office. After she fucked a gorilla #dicksoutforharambe then said astalavista, then she commited ankle scooter while doing a bowing 747 with her testicals in an attack helicopter before crashing it into a fronking gated community killing 12 people and 27 people injured. After all of that i finally had the titanium balls to fuck 15 momo's at once. After all the momo rape I got about 487,000,000 new demon children and i had an abortion for all of them and i smiled while i watched them burn in hell. Ah, man good times, and then on the way to hell's heaven, i saw oofman jerking off to some hentai porno. After I talked to oofman and he offered me a quest to hunt down the legus mcgregus and his foot cheese. I was on the way towards the woods when i decided to marry james charles. On the way, i divorce with him cause here on the lazarbeam channel we love to assume people's genders while triggering social warrior feminists on tumblr, I have no idea what the fuck she is you gay ass, lesbian bitch. After the divorce, i slept for 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 centuries then I sed high to thanpat and thannut"s ballsacs. After i saw his crusty musty dusty lusty fusty looking ass he laid his fucking grubby sausage fingers on me. So i called the authorities and arresting him for assault and harassment and he would spent at least 6,944.4 years in prison, Hahh bitch deserved it. After all that shit happened, I went to market basket to get me some mofockin cheerios and some mofockin *smack* *smack* TEA! After that decided to play forkknife with DRlupo and ninja, then we both virtually had a threesome with each other and then I moaned so facking loud the multiverse started to cum 15 times the average human can. Then i shat my pants while doing the hokey pokey and when i turned around i fell into a ditch and started to fuck myself in the earholios. Then i saw butthead but he was a god, Sadly his brother commited ALT-F CTRL Z FUCKING RIP BRO JESUS CHRIST MAN AND BRO SHIT HIT THE FAN. Some fucking faggot came over to me and said, "I LIKE TO SUCK BIG CHICKEN NUGGET NIGGAS"! Then I screamed back and said you can go fuck a cow but you won't get whole milk out of it u facking R3tR4d! Then I started to walks backs to thanutt to say thanks for fucking 15 momo's and making 1,000,000 demon children for me to fuck some more. Then I set myself a challenge to see if i can launch my asshole into outer space and reach uranus to see if my anus can have fun with other alien anuses. But then that challenge was out of the list when i had to get ass surgery because thanos thought my ass was a cookie and started to eat it. When i was in the hospital, I saw "THE LEG"walking past me. I started to breathe so fast that the universe had an orgasm and a big nibba popped up on yo block and shot up your gang. Then i saw thanos with 100,000 flowers that were glazed with nut and glazed donuts. Then i farted sooooooo loud the multiverse sucked its mum and the big cheese came out of no where and started to plomp gang out a homemade dildo and shoved it up uranus. And then shit it out of my anus and the dildo was blue because i just had sex with a smurf. And i just ate a huge bowl of mac and cheese mixed in with mayonnaise pickles. And then i went to gamestop where the cashier was james charles and he was so hot and i was so sister shook like jesu christo mi amor and he touched my bum so i called in the US navy and they yeeted him to Germany and I shoved a pretzel up my penis whole, so i basically bunged my own booce. Then after all of that, i saw the end of the world about to fuck my peepee hole and then that shoved up against the hamburgler. Then when I finally ended up home, I saw 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, CDs of smurf porn and pedophiles about to jump on me and fuck the living daylight out of me. Soi went to McDonalds and threw the soap at 6ix9ine. So then 6ix9ine called Lil Pump Water Hose and then they called my mom saying 'fart nuggets mixed in with deep fried nuts on 15,000,000,000,000 sticks. So then i fucked the shit out of Emma Chamberlain