The 2 Kids

At a Party:

Zac (brother): Hey, I want popcorn too!

Me: There's some in your candy bag dummy.

Zac: Oh

Zac: By the way, why'd you open your bag like that?

Me: Cause its how you're supposed to open it.

Zac: No you don't, you have to open it like chips *tries and fails*.

Me: See, told you!

Zac: *tries again and succeeds*

Zac: *makes a smarty-pants face*

Me: Oh well, *rolls eyes*.

Zac: Hey look!

Zac: *puts popcorn in mouth then spits it out*

Me: Ewww! Its stuck on my sweater!

Zac: Haha! OK BOOMER.

Me: Bruh.*takes of piece of wet popcorn off the sweater with a disgusted face*

Then he just keeps doing this until we left the party. He got popcorn in my boot and sweater! It was wet, eww.