dirty disney pickup lines

your gonna wanna kiss this d . . . insney

Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.

One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.

I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.

Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been inbetween your arms.

I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.

Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

Can you feel the love tonight?

I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"

Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

Things are much better down where it's wetter.