We were all going camping in the great outdoors in the year 1976.
I was riding with the original four members of KISS on a red trolley from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
Peter was trying to take pictures of the wildlife.
As he looked through the little camera window, he let out a terrified shriek and fell backwards on his seat.
"Jesus Christ SpaceAce"!
The Catman hissed as me and the rest of us tried hard not to laugh.
Ace cackled as he stood in front of the camera and made a funny face.
"I can see my home planet from in here"!
The spaceman climbed up on Paul's shoulders to get a better look at the great outdoors.
"Owww...you're hurting my shoulder".
The KISS frontman groaned as he tried to push Ace off of him.
"Get off of the Starchild Ace Frehley"!
I warned him, pushing Ace back down towards his seat in the back.
"Aaaahhhhhh"!
We all turned around to find that the drummer had accidentally spilled his bag of cat treats
Needless to say, Peter was not happy about that.
"MREEEOOW"!
He meowed and dramatically took his bad mood out on Ace.
Paul sighed and I did the same.
This was going to be a long ride...
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HumorI've been inspired once again to do another bunch of KISS oneshots. Have fun! Requests are OPEN!
