A/N just so you guys can get a reference to what Peppa looks like you can see her muscles and stuffShrek's POV
I laid in bed thinking about Peppa. 'She's really hot now that I can see her muscles,' I thought feeling myself getting a hard one. Unfortunately, Peppa is out shopping for the baby so I can't do her. After 2 minutes of deciding whether to masturbate or call Hitler I decide on the latter. I call his number and 5 minutes later he arrives. We have some hot no no as he penetrates my butthole with his large member. After he leaves and I jerk off. 1 hour later Peppa comes in with her huge belly for she is 9 months pregnant. I get up and kiss her fiercely. She kisses me back and tells me she's too tired and doesn't want to make love. I sigh and pat her belly. I go back to the room watching cornhub.
Suddenly I hear a scream from the kitchen. "Shrek! My water broke!" She screams." I open up her mouth and grab the baby. It's a boy that looks like Peppa but inherited my skin and ears. My son looks up at me and says, "put me down you bi***." I put him down astounded. In his mouth I see horse teeth. I look fans see his pp covered in glitter. I look around and hand him to Peppa. I then walk out to get the milk.
The end?