My Childhood to Adulthood [PRESENT MIC] (READ DESC.)

OoooOoOoF (30 yrs) 2018

Well, that year was the FUNNIEST (And saddest) FUCKING YEAR OF MY LIFE October had the most events

In January, Aizawa tried to be cool so he started wearing skinny jeans (XD)

In February, I almost lost my hearing... and katani turned 15, Aizawa started to cry because we were growing too fast and he thought I was going to be young forever and he was scared of death

In March, Aizawa lost a bet so he Had to dress as a leprechaun and go to the pre-K school (XDXD) Katani started to date Shinsou

In April, We got new students and Bakugou tried to kill Izuku in my class so I just made his ears bleed and Shinsou broke up with Katani and Katani was crying in my arms

In May, the cherry blossoms bloomed and That's were me and Katani First kissed

In June, I almost died from a suicide attempt (Not My Suicide, I was trying to save a citizen)

In July, I turned 30 and Aizawa was still 29 so he called me old so I fucked him up (Not what you think you dirty minded bastards!)

In August, bugs crawled up my leg, I suddenly had a Flashback to the foster home. (I was never adopted) I passed out

In September, Aizawa was turned into a fucking Neko, and he was on heat so I had to- how do I put this- Pleasure him......... I regret it all

In October, Aizawa was bit by a kid whom was "Dressed" as a Vampire. The next morning we heard growling and low groans. We walked into his room, his sheets were soaked in sweat, he was soaked, and he was only in shorts, the blinds were closed, I walked over and felt his back, we was burning up, he felt like fire. His skin was white, he turned to look at me, oh I was scared of what I saw, his hair had red highlights and, his eyes were glowing red, his quirk wasn't activated. He hissed at me and I could see fangs, on the other side was a corpse drained of blood

"Katani, go get help" I said. She then ran out of the room

Aizawa stood up and I opened the blinds, the sunlight caused his skin to turn red, it sun burnt him

In November, Aizawa turned 30 and I made fun of him, he craved blood a lot, The USJ was attacked and he was hurt by a 'Nomu' or 'Reverse Symbol Of Peace' He had broken arms and a cracked skull, his quirk was damaged and had to be recharged after use. The sports festival was then. Bakugou won and I was proud, Katani came in a close second

In December, Me and Katani knew we could date in two months! I went ahead and kissed her because Aizawa wasn't home. Aizawa got, uh, a box of condoms from Nemuri, for Christmas. Aizawa attacked her because he got his bandages removed, a large scar was left under his right eye. Nemuri let out a screach.

So yeah, 2018 was the most eventful year of my life