1A chatr00m 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸 (pt2)

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Me: So deku texts me privately and offers to help me with the homework

Me: I'm not about to say no to this intelligent cinnamon roll so I say "that'd be great"

Me: We meet up in the hall and as I'm walking towards deku, I see this monstrosity leap out from the shadows and attack the baby!

Me: So I started fighting the beast and then I realized it was just bakuhoe

Bubbles: Wow

Auxcord: How long was he hiding in the shadows?!

DollerStorePikachu: Good question

PeptoBismol: LOL SHE CALLED BAKUGOU A MONSTROSITY

ScotchTape: LOLLL

kERMIT: Omg 🤦‍♀️

sOnIc: I can not condone this type of behavior. It was extremely irresponsible for y/n to engage in a physical altercation with Bakugou.

SenseiSleep: lol good job y/n

Icyhot: sensei really does not care anymore

Me: LOLLLL

Me: Oh guys Happy new year!!!

KingExplosionMurder: New Years was days ago you fucking idiot

Me: Yah but I'm pretty sure I'm still hungover

PeptoBismol: Lmao saaame

Invisalign: Lol

ScotchTape: Yeah that New Years party Mina threw was AWESOME

Me: IKR

Me: I woke up the next in a random motel with a different set of clothes on and they didn't even belong to me

DollerStorePikachu: I think those were my clothes cause I woke up naked in minas neighbors pool lmao

Sero: All I remember from the party is Bakugou and y/n hanging from the chandelier with a bottle of whisky screaming along to "Don't threaten me with a good time" by panic! LMAO

Me: LMAOOOOO I REMEMBER THAT!!!!

KingExplosionMurder: STFU I DONT EVEN REMEMBER THAT

sOnIc: I have ungodly amounts of rage now because of this "party"

sOnIc: I would like the names of everyone who attended this "party" so I can report them to Aizawa sensei and Principal Nezu.

Me: no

PeptoBismol: NEVER

SenseiSleep: Did you all forget I was in this chat

Me: ...

ScotchTape: ...

DollerStorePikachu: ...

PeptoBismol: ...

KingExplosionMurder: Idiots

SenseiSleep: Invite me next time

PeptoBismol: I did not expect that reaction

Me: Fuck yah Aizawa's cool

BroccoliBoi: I'm glad that you all had a good New Year's Eve!

Me: You are so precious

RedRiooot: Indeed

Me: So are you my child

Me: You were the only one who didn't get drunk at the party

RedRiooot: Well I knew that there was no designated driver and when your drunk n/n, you usually want Taco Bell

RedRiooot: And I didn't want anyone to drive drunk and get hurt

Me: I love you bro. I will protect your innocence, happiness, and purity even if it kills me

RedRiooot: I love you too bro. Don't get hurt trying to protect me please. Or get hurt at all

Me: No promises I'm pretty reckless

RedRiooot: True but you're still my bro

Me: Thanks bro

kERMIT: I'm pretty sure that was the most wholesome thing to ever happen in the bakusquad. And there were still flaws

Bubbles: Agreed

Icyhot: The best part is that it was about y/n being drunk

Me: Lmao

Happy New Years everyone!
(I know I'm super late sorry about that)
~Lizzie

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